re: Anyone served time in prison?

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Found out later inmate just wanted a trip out of camp J so he put his dick in the locker box and slammed it shut.

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I wonder if he considered slamming it on his foot instead.

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Mid Iowa, were you POW? If so that deserves it's own thread. Please tell us more.

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yea if youre okay with it I would actually really appreciate that as well. If not its fine obviously

I did 3 days in a Parish jail, my stupidity landed me there on a holiday weekend so there wasn’t any getting bonded out in a couple hours. I was in a cell block with around 50 other inmates that was probably originally built for 30. They all seemed to get along for the most part because I didn’t see any violence, only one argument about the microwave. It’s loud, I mean talking in public on speakerphone loud X10. The food sucked, which honestly it should. Most people go to the store to get food and drink with the money people put on their books. The worst part for me was not having anything to drink, I wasn’t drinking from a toilet/sink. It was only 3 days but it opened my eyes to a different world and people that are just built different than most civilized society.

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American prisons are country clubs in today's America.
This is probably the stupidest comment you will see all day.

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It may be that anyone saying that shite just belongs to a really shitty country club.

Just re-read "The Animal Factory"....Edward Bunker spent about 20 or so years in California prisons. Very depressing. Don't know how people make it but they do.

Quite a few excons on here but not all are willing to admit it.

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As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Ket got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin his Guess
Now G is cut for doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll do some time

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I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the county jail
Two days later in municipal court
Kilo G on trial straight cold cut a fart
Disruption of a court, said the judge
On a six year sentence my man didn't budge
Bailer came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder

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Yeah, I kicked a little arse
But that was a blast from the past, mothafricka

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Sorry, that's all i got...

3 days in county starting Saturday afternoon on Easter weekend 1997.

Checked in, handed over my clothes and personal stuff got the official Franklin County wardrobe and shoes. Took me up the elevator with a few guys in the full chains feet shackles/handcuffs which made me pretty nervous about where I was going. I wasn't cuffed. Fortunately, they got out on a different floor.

Got to the cell, had about 20 bunks in it and I was on the only white guy with 14 brothers. Surprisingly, I didn't piss myself and got a few head nods and was pretty much left alone. Those guys knew my story before I even sat down; what time I arrived, which police department brought me in and why I was there. Scary shite, nothing goes unnoticed in there.

On Sunday, the brothers invited me to pray with them as they acquired a bible from somewhere, so, I did. Fortunately, we were all light offenders, they segregate the hard core offenders from the dunks/fighters and domestic kind of stuff.

A few of the worst things, when you take a piss or shite, ur doing it in front of an audience. Thank god I didn't have to shite while I was there. Had to sleep in/wear my contact lenses for three days, my eyes were dry as a desert and probably looked stoned when it was time to meet the judge.
On Monday, they moved us into cells closer to the courtroom. the packed at least thirty of us in a room that could have comfortably held ten. We were chest to chest, face to face with each other like sardines. I quickly jockeyed for a spot to put my back up against the wall. Brutal, it was hot, nobody has showered, people stink and there was a guy on the floor yanking his tool. That room was the worst part of it, probably in there two hours and guys were starting to get edgy.

Die being married count?

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Assuming you're a regular white dude, you'd probably be taking a lot of deliveries in the back door.

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I have a cousin, good friend, and neighbor who have all done between 5-10 years in prison. The main ones getting raped are black people. All 3, in all different prisons stated main thing is to keep to yourself and most aren’t going to mess with you. The fighting toughest guy first day is a crock of shite and you’ll be getting raped or beat up everyday for even trying it. Just don’t be a smart arse and don’t be in there for diddling kids