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re: Anyone here keep a jug by their bed to pee in?

Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19059 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:06 pm to
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Anyone here keep a jug by their bed to pee in?


No, I have indoor plumbing...
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
2775 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:06 pm to
I pissed in a coffee ? cup the other day, all bathrooms were full. Half hour later my wife starts screaming cussing and at that moment I ?? ! Next night I did it again but this time I was the one who drank it. Karma ! I was thinking about adding a 3rd bathroom but now I'm thinking, nah??
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:07 pm to
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Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:08 pm to
My wife gets mad at me for peeing off of the back porch. I still do it anyway but I'd imagine a piss jug would be a non starter.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15349 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:10 pm to
When I lived in a dorm the cleaning ladies were pissed because a bunch of people peed in bottles and threw them in the bathroom trash.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8312 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:19 pm to
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Are you an alcoholic or drug addict? The only people I've hear of doing this had a *problem*.


I'm asking for a friend, dummy.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56018 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:20 pm to
I kept a jug by my couch to pee in when my back was hurt and I couldn’t readily get up, I find that the best thing to use is a wide-mouthed Gatorade bottle, so you can throw it away every day, there are too many sharp edges on a milk jug to scrape your schlong, too.
This post was edited on 10/4/20 at 10:11 am
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:30 pm to
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I only pee in a bottle when I'm on a cross country road trip
..and I'm trying to make time and not stop anywhere.




Or in my tent
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48501 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:31 pm to
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I kept a jug by my couch to pee in when my back was hurt and I couldn’t readily get up, I find that the best thing to use is a wide-mouthed Gatorade bottle

Not so subtle brag
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:39 pm to
I'm not quite at Howard Hughes level just yet
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 10/3/20 at 1:58 pm to
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there are too many sharp edges on a milk jug th scrape your schooner, too.
Sorry for you that is an option, Mr Needlemann.
Posted by Norla
Member since Aug 2016
368 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 9:51 am to
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The only people who do that are Truckers, Trash, and Drunks who live in Sunnyvale.


The way of the road bud...
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42478 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 10:21 am to
We use piss jugs in the army when out in the field for the middle of the night.

At home? Go to the god damn bathroom you heathen
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3148 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 10:32 am to
Only in my previous life as a truck driver. I would sometimes drive straight from Dallas to Birmingham without stopping. You do What ya gotta do.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12362 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 11:34 am to
I have a big jug by my bed to spit my dip in. It’s very convenient
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76284 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 11:45 am to
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jug by their bed to pee in


Pretty convenient actually. Don’t knock it til you try it.
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1317 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 11:54 am to
Yes, I have one to pee and for a spittoon. My cousin holds it over me to put my drippins in as well. Roll ride!
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36040 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Anyone here keep a jug by their bed to pee in?

Mr. President, please think before you tweet.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 1:04 pm to
Wow, four pages and not a comment about one of the worst problems of being male. The prostate can cause major health issues. Problems can begin after 50 and increase with age. The longer you live the more likely you are to experience problems.

The number one concern is cancer, of course, but a prostate that continues to grow is the cause of most problems overall. If you, or a friend, are urinating more than once per night, you should see a urologist.

If you are using a catheter on the advice of a urologist, get a second opinion. Always get a second opinion about any diagnosis regarding the prostate, bladder or kidneys. Urology is a big business and the temptation to exploit Medicare is too great for some urologists.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6208 posts
Posted on 10/4/20 at 2:29 pm to
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