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Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:22 am to PhilipMarlowe
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard w/ the Chicago Philharmonic Orchestra.
It was a fun show, I liked the set without the orchestra the best but not because of the actual orchestra. It was just more spacey and jammy than the other 2 "sets".
It was advertised as a 3 set show but really it was a 1 2.5 hour set with no break. They played like an hour with the orchestra, 45-60 mins without and then another 30-45 with the orchestra. My only complaint about the orchestra was, even in row P, they were way too quiet and muffled and everyone would start yelling and cheering thinking the song was over but the orchestra was still playing.
I would probably not see them again but it was fun for what it was. And I got hexed by a witch, so that adds a few points.
It was a fun show, I liked the set without the orchestra the best but not because of the actual orchestra. It was just more spacey and jammy than the other 2 "sets".
It was advertised as a 3 set show but really it was a 1 2.5 hour set with no break. They played like an hour with the orchestra, 45-60 mins without and then another 30-45 with the orchestra. My only complaint about the orchestra was, even in row P, they were way too quiet and muffled and everyone would start yelling and cheering thinking the song was over but the orchestra was still playing.
I would probably not see them again but it was fun for what it was. And I got hexed by a witch, so that adds a few points.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:38 am to ChestRockwell
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Lay off the drugs bro.
What part of this story makes you think I was on drugs? I was completely sober, hence why being a witch was weird and not inviting.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 3:57 am to Barstools
Even trans people think you can't become a witch just by saying you are a witch.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:33 am to MMauler
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I’ve always had a “fascination“ with witches. Mainly because of Elizabeth Montgomery and Bewitched who was no doubt the sexiest witch who’s ever fricking lived.
True but she still couldn’t flip the two homo Darrens on the show.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:45 am to Barstools
I would imagine that the sex would be awesome because she's not dealing with the guilt associated with sex that Christian women have been programmed to feel since birth.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 4:46 am to Barstools
I can't 100% confirm but I think I have
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:08 am to Barstools
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Any of you baws ever dated a witch? I'd imagine the sex is pretty good.
Yes. It’s stupid. Bail before you find yourself hearing things like “I can only cum during bloodletting” or her justifying drug fueled orgies as a sacrament and not cheating.
That latter might be more “satanist” than witch. The deciding factor is does she make soaps or candles?
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 5:20 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:18 am to holdmuh keystonelite
At least worth a one night stand unless she breaks out the Annabelle doll
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:04 am to Barstools
Did her perfume smell like burning leaves?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:05 am to Barstools
If you haven’t fricked her already she’s not into you
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 7:06 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:07 am to Barstools
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Any of you baws ever dated a witch? I'd imagine the sex is pretty good.
I dated one. She put a spell on my peen and made it to her satisfaction. Unfortunately, we broke up, and she put a spell on it to make it a micro peen. Now I have to sit down to pee.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 8:35 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:11 am to Barstools
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Anyone here ever dated a witch?
I dated a girl off-and-on for 12 years (including a whole year straight - I almost married her) who’s a witch (Wiccan) now. I feel like I really dodged a bullet on that one.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 7:12 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:29 am to Barstools
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a witch
She turned me into a newt
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:32 am to Barstools
Did she turn you into a newt?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:33 am to Barstools
Go to mass now.
Csb time. I used to work on the grounds crew at Nicholls when I was in school. There was a full time guy on staff that was completely crazy. He did good work but a weird guy. The first day I met him he explains to me how his sister in law was a witch and she just recently cast a spell on his blazer.
Csb time. I used to work on the grounds crew at Nicholls when I was in school. There was a full time guy on staff that was completely crazy. He did good work but a weird guy. The first day I met him he explains to me how his sister in law was a witch and she just recently cast a spell on his blazer.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:34 am to Barstools
A buddy of mine years ago dated a witch. They broke up but she "cursed" him so he couldn't date other people without getting her permission first. He met a woman he liked and wanted to date so he had to go and ask the witch for his release to date the new girl. I was skeptical about the whole thing, but it definitely was something he believed entirely. My advice, stay far away from bitches that are witches.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:44 am to Barstools
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Any of you baws ever dated a witch?
No, but it's mainly because I've known a few. Many of the "witches" (not Wiccans) are really just a derivative of Goth/emo, looking to make up for some feelings of inadequacy by getting into something fringe-y to give themselves a false sense of control over perceived rejection.
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she proceeded to tell me she wants to move to Salem and showed me some creepy but petty cool tattoos
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I'd imagine the sex is pretty good.
She'll have no limits, or else very weird ones (like doing anal only outdoors along "ley lines" or some shite). Also, stalker potential is pretty high.
May the Force be with you.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:49 am to sleepytime
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May we burn her?
But how do you know if she's a witch?
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