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Anyone have or ever known anyone to have a fleshlight?

Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:39 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12118 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:39 am
Keep seeing signs by the local Adult Store that they have them and that it’s the #1 selling sex toy. Always thought it was a joke, but I guess it’s a real thing.

Amazed as whether for real or gag gifts, pretty much every girl I’ve ever known has a dildo/vibrator and somehow this ‘fleshlight’ is the #1 seller

How do they work? Asking for a friend....

This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:41 am
Posted by Navajo61490
Baton rouge
Member since Dec 2011
6717 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:40 am to
Never buy it new, you get the better bang for your buck with certified pre owned.


And don’t get the warranty!
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:41 am to
I have a co-worker who admitted to owning one. He said it actually does feel better than your hand.
Posted by GB1017LSU
Member since Nov 2015
949 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:41 am to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29164 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 am to
My ex bought me a masterbaiter that I used a couple times but wasn’t nearly as good as the real thing so just went w that
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 am to
In college me and the boys all pitched in to get one. Not as durable as you would think...
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 am to
I want to see these signs advertising fleshlights outside the sex store.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18802 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 am to
Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to


The first rule of fleshlight club is you Do not talk about fleshlight club
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:55 am
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38228 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to
They’re too small and feel somewhat better than your hand
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Keep seeing signs by the local Adult Store that they have them and that it’s the #1 selling sex toy..


Do you live in the trailer park behind the store?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Never buy it new, you get the better bang for your buck with certified pre owned. And don’t get the warranty!



A word of life advice.


If you are sticking it in you, or sticking yourself inside it, never go with the cheap route.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124115 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 am to
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rmnldr


Romaine Eel Door
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:57 am to
Friend's wife bought him something similar at some suburban housewives sex toy party a few years ago. The thing she bought him is supposed to mimic a blow job. He said he's never tried it, but I don't believe him. His wife travels for work a lot and they have no kids. At some point his curiosity had to have gotten the better of him.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo


I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator. Speaking of vibrators, you know the guys at Conair knew exactly what they were doing with their gel haibrush products.


Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:58 am to
Why don’t you buy one and find out for yourself, and report your findings to the OT?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21238 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:14 am to
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11099 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:20 am to
quote:

I have a co-worker who admitted to owning one. He said it actually does feel better than your hand.



IDEGAF... hell yea it's better than your hand...

Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7835 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:24 am to
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator.


Wife and her friends talk about it fairly often. That started in their mid-30's, so maybe you're still young. My mother-in-law even jumped into the conversation once a few years ago.
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