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Anyone have or ever known anyone to have a fleshlight?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:39 am
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:39 am
Keep seeing signs by the local Adult Store that they have them and that it’s the #1 selling sex toy. Always thought it was a joke, but I guess it’s a real thing.
Amazed as whether for real or gag gifts, pretty much every girl I’ve ever known has a dildo/vibrator and somehow this ‘fleshlight’ is the #1 seller
How do they work? Asking for a friend....
Amazed as whether for real or gag gifts, pretty much every girl I’ve ever known has a dildo/vibrator and somehow this ‘fleshlight’ is the #1 seller
How do they work? Asking for a friend....
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:41 am
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:40 am to BabyTac
Never buy it new, you get the better bang for your buck with certified pre owned.
And don’t get the warranty!
And don’t get the warranty!
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:41 am to BabyTac
I have a co-worker who admitted to owning one. He said it actually does feel better than your hand.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 am to BabyTac
My ex bought me a masterbaiter that I used a couple times but wasn’t nearly as good as the real thing so just went w that
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:43 am to BabyTac
In college me and the boys all pitched in to get one. Not as durable as you would think...
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 am to JoeNelson
I want to see these signs advertising fleshlights outside the sex store.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 am to whoisnickdoobs
Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to BabyTac
The first rule of fleshlight club is you Do not talk about fleshlight club
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:55 am
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to BabyTac
They’re too small and feel somewhat better than your hand
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:49 am to BabyTac
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Keep seeing signs by the local Adult Store that they have them and that it’s the #1 selling sex toy..
Do you live in the trailer park behind the store?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:51 am to Navajo61490
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Never buy it new, you get the better bang for your buck with certified pre owned. And don’t get the warranty!
A word of life advice.
If you are sticking it in you, or sticking yourself inside it, never go with the cheap route.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 am to rmnldr
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rmnldr
Romaine Eel Door
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:57 am to BabyTac
Friend's wife bought him something similar at some suburban housewives sex toy party a few years ago. The thing she bought him is supposed to mimic a blow job. He said he's never tried it, but I don't believe him. His wife travels for work a lot and they have no kids. At some point his curiosity had to have gotten the better of him.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:57 am to fr33manator
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Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo
I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator. Speaking of vibrators, you know the guys at Conair knew exactly what they were doing with their gel haibrush products.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:58 am to BabyTac
Why don’t you buy one and find out for yourself, and report your findings to the OT?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:20 am to whoisnickdoobs
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I have a co-worker who admitted to owning one. He said it actually does feel better than your hand.
IDEGAF... hell yea it's better than your hand...
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:26 am to Ssubba
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I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator.
Wife and her friends talk about it fairly often. That started in their mid-30's, so maybe you're still young. My mother-in-law even jumped into the conversation once a few years ago.
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