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re: Anyone have or ever known anyone to have a fleshlight?

Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:28 am to
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19963 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:28 am to
Did you know hes actually gay IRL
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:30 am to
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Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo


saw the ultimate in women's hipocrisy at a wedding this weekend, a cousin of the groom(no pics,) was at the wedding by herself, married, three kids, hot enough for wedding hookup, pairs off with one of the young studs after the reception and gets the farm animal treatment from him and it was obvious that night what was going down, the next morning they were trying to avoid the walk of shame but inadvertently got busted by about half of the wedding party, everyone got a good laugh, and she gets a pass from all of the other women because she's "struggling" in her marriage, if the roles had been reversed the dude would have had to find his own way home
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:34 am to
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married, three kids


Yea, FDB....

quote:

the farm animal treatment

Is this something cool and new that I don't even know about?
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2508 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:35 am to
shite I'll admit that I did own one. Loved it. First time I used it I busted so hard I entered another dimension. I regretted buying it because after a while you think of creative ways to use it. After I placed it between my mattress and box spring I suddenly realized that I needed to reevaluate my life choices and threw it away after I realized I was essentially fricking my bed.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:36 am to
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After I placed it between my mattress and box spring I suddenly realized that I needed to reevaluate my life choices and threw it away after I realized I was essentially fricking my bed.



Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:37 am to
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Did you know hes actually gay IRL


That actually kinda breaks my heart.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:40 am to
Is this a subject of conversation that actually comes up?
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20779 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:40 am to
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fjlee90


Thad Castle - GOAT Pocket Puss owner
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:42 am to
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Is this something cool and new


not new, but very cool, the farm animal treatment is the perfect storm hit and run where you've got a decent looking chick, she's horny, you're horny, everyone's guard is down because of the scenario, and the odds of you ever seeing her again are very slim, no rules, no inhibitions, no safe words , just raw, primal, unadulterated, "farm animal" secks
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85525 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:48 am to
I’ve found that an old fashioned dildo is more enjoyable than anything else.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:53 am to
Somebody gave me one once



Tried it a couple times. It honestly wasn't that great and I felt really gross and shameful afterwards



Pretty sure I still have it somewhere probably boxed up somewhere after I moved
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:54 am to
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Pretty sure I still have it


a friend would like to know if you'd be interested in selling it at a reasonable price
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17191 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:54 am to
Are they difficult to clean???
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:58 am to
quote:

not new, but very cool, the farm animal treatment is the perfect storm hit and run where you've got a decent looking chick, she's horny, you're horny, everyone's guard is down because of the scenario, and the odds of you ever seeing her again are very slim, no rules, no inhibitions, no safe words , just raw, primal, unadulterated, "farm animal" secks




There’s lots of snorting and rutting, smacking on the haunches, someone gets rode hard.

I bet if you stuck your hand down her panties it would feel like a horse trying to eat an apple
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:01 am to
Bc a woman getting down with a vibe is one of the most beautiful sights in the world.

A dude working his crank.... not so much.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39236 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:02 am to
Had a friend who sold sex toys with her mother. When they came out she gave me one to try. It was great. People thi k very one dimensional with these things. Her and I developed a sexual relationship and age used it on me several times. It is also great for keeping your stamina up in a dry spell. If you're insecure about this stuff then dont get one. If you're not, get it and have a good time.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:02 am to
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There’s lots of snorting and rutting, smacking on the haunches, someone gets rode hard.


I'm glad I'm out of that scene, but seeing that transpire did bring back some fond memories
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:03 am to
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I bet if you stuck your hand down her panties it would feel like a horse trying to eat an apple




Hey Carlos Menstealia
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:05 am to
Bagging a bridesmaid is always a glorious thing.

I’ve got a pretty crazy wedding conquest story i’m Not exactly proud of, but will always remember fondly.

Remember fellas, always dance with your lady at weddings, because if you don’t, the man that dances with her may soon be doing the horizontal bop.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:07 am to
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Hey Carlos Menstealia


How could anyone steal from Mencia? That joke is as old as your grandma’s herpes.
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