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Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:30 am to Masterag
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Why is it that women can openly talk about having a dildo and it’s totally fine, normal and even celebrated, but mention you have a fleshlight and now you’re a creepy weirdo
saw the ultimate in women's hipocrisy at a wedding this weekend, a cousin of the groom(no pics,) was at the wedding by herself, married, three kids, hot enough for wedding hookup, pairs off with one of the young studs after the reception and gets the farm animal treatment from him and it was obvious that night what was going down, the next morning they were trying to avoid the walk of shame but inadvertently got busted by about half of the wedding party, everyone got a good laugh, and she gets a pass from all of the other women because she's "struggling" in her marriage, if the roles had been reversed the dude would have had to find his own way home
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:34 am to 777Tiger
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married, three kids
Yea, FDB....
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the farm animal treatment
Is this something cool and new that I don't even know about?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:35 am to BabyTac
shite I'll admit that I did own one. Loved it. First time I used it I busted so hard I entered another dimension. I regretted buying it because after a while you think of creative ways to use it. After I placed it between my mattress and box spring I suddenly realized that I needed to reevaluate my life choices and threw it away after I realized I was essentially fricking my bed.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:36 am to HuskyPanda
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After I placed it between my mattress and box spring I suddenly realized that I needed to reevaluate my life choices and threw it away after I realized I was essentially fricking my bed.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:37 am to 225Tyga
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Did you know hes actually gay IRL
That actually kinda breaks my heart.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:40 am to BabyTac
Is this a subject of conversation that actually comes up?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:40 am to fjlee90
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fjlee90
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:42 am to LSUfanNkaty
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Is this something cool and new
not new, but very cool, the farm animal treatment is the perfect storm hit and run where you've got a decent looking chick, she's horny, you're horny, everyone's guard is down because of the scenario, and the odds of you ever seeing her again are very slim, no rules, no inhibitions, no safe words
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:48 am to BabyTac
I’ve found that an old fashioned dildo is more enjoyable than anything else.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:53 am to BabyTac
Somebody gave me one once
Tried it a couple times. It honestly wasn't that great and I felt really gross and shameful afterwards
Pretty sure I still have it somewhere probably boxed up somewhere after I moved
Tried it a couple times. It honestly wasn't that great and I felt really gross and shameful afterwards
Pretty sure I still have it somewhere probably boxed up somewhere after I moved
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:54 am to Pelican fan99
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Pretty sure I still have it
a friend would like to know if you'd be interested in selling it at a reasonable price
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:54 am to Pelican fan99
Are they difficult to clean???
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:58 am to 777Tiger
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not new, but very cool, the farm animal treatment is the perfect storm hit and run where you've got a decent looking chick, she's horny, you're horny, everyone's guard is down because of the scenario, and the odds of you ever seeing her again are very slim, no rules, no inhibitions, no safe words , just raw, primal, unadulterated, "farm animal" secks
There’s lots of snorting and rutting, smacking on the haunches, someone gets rode hard.
I bet if you stuck your hand down her panties it would feel like a horse trying to eat an apple
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:01 am to Masterag
Bc a woman getting down with a vibe is one of the most beautiful sights in the world.
A dude working his crank.... not so much.
A dude working his crank.... not so much.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:02 am to BabyTac
Had a friend who sold sex toys with her mother. When they came out she gave me one to try. It was great. People thi k very one dimensional with these things. Her and I developed a sexual relationship and age used it on me several times. It is also great for keeping your stamina up in a dry spell. If you're insecure about this stuff then dont get one. If you're not, get it and have a good time.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:02 am to fr33manator
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There’s lots of snorting and rutting, smacking on the haunches, someone gets rode hard.
I'm glad I'm out of that scene, but seeing that transpire did bring back some fond memories
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:03 am to fr33manator
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I bet if you stuck your hand down her panties it would feel like a horse trying to eat an apple
Hey Carlos Menstealia
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:05 am to 777Tiger
Bagging a bridesmaid is always a glorious thing.
I’ve got a pretty crazy wedding conquest story i’m Not exactly proud of, but will always remember fondly.
Remember fellas, always dance with your lady at weddings, because if you don’t, the man that dances with her may soon be doing the horizontal bop.
I’ve got a pretty crazy wedding conquest story i’m Not exactly proud of, but will always remember fondly.
Remember fellas, always dance with your lady at weddings, because if you don’t, the man that dances with her may soon be doing the horizontal bop.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:07 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Hey Carlos Menstealia
How could anyone steal from Mencia? That joke is as old as your grandma’s herpes.
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