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re: Anyone have or ever known anyone to have a fleshlight?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:23 am to HuskyPanda
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:23 am to HuskyPanda
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No, at the bottom of it was a cap you could unscrew to unload everything
I see what you did there
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:26 am to WaWaWeeWa
quote:It might have gotten thrown out. I packed up a bunch of stuff when I moved over a year ago and haven't seen it since.
You are unsure if you have a fake vagina somewhere in your house?
I'm pretty sure you know exactly where it is. That's not something you forget
Or its in a box in storage
It never showed up at my new place is what I meant
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 10:28 am
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:31 am to BabyTac
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How do they work?
You frick it.
Have you never masturbated?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:32 am to Pelican fan99
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It never showed up at my new place is what I meant
dem two sons havin' demselves a good ole time
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:48 am to Pechon
Really that's the only response
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:16 am to fr33manator
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not new, but very cool, the farm animal treatment is the perfect storm hit and run where you've got a decent looking chick, she's horny, you're horny, everyone's guard is down because of the scenario, and the odds of you ever seeing her again are very slim, no rules, no inhibitions, no safe words , just raw, primal, unadulterated, "farm animal" secks
There’s lots of snorting and rutting, smacking on the haunches, someone gets rode hard.
I bet if you stuck your hand down her panties it would feel like a horse trying to eat an apple
I think I just just got a semi. Yup. Thanks fellas.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:18 am to BabyTac
On MSNBC Lockup one time they confiscated a prisoner's homemade one.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:46 am to Jim Rockford
Why the hell would anyone get a fleshlight when you can just talk to a real girl???? Some of you must be some ugly arse dudes.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 11:53 am to BayouCatFan
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Why the hell would anyone get a fleshlight when you can just talk to a real girl???? Some of you must be some ugly arse dudes.
To get off without talking to a girl.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:12 pm to BoogaBear
I heard you can make one with a Pringle’s can, a latex glove and two sponges. But what would I know
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:12 pm to Higgysmalls
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I heard you can make one with a Pringle’s can, a latex glove and two sponges. But what would I know
intriguing, my friend just commented
Posted on 9/30/19 at 12:19 pm to HuskyPanda
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After I placed it between my mattress and box spring I suddenly realized that I needed to reevaluate my life choices and threw it away after I realized I was essentially fricking my bed.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 6:44 am to fr33manator
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Remember fellas, always dance with your lady at weddings, because if you don’t, the man that dances with her may soon be doing the horizontal bop.
But then I'll miss the LSU Bama game updates
Posted on 10/1/19 at 7:26 am to Higgysmalls
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I heard you can make one with a Pringle’s can, a latex glove and two sponges. But what would I know
Single serve Pringles can?
What about Memory foam with that?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:20 am to BabyTac
I gave CP3 one for dirty santa one time, He used it so much he blew out the back of it.
Needless to say, he replaced it that day.
Needless to say, he replaced it that day.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:35 am to BabyTac
Know a guy with a pocket pussy that he uses in the shower 
Or at least did like 5 years ago when my good friend was living with him and found it under the sink and confronted him about it. He wasn't even shy about admitting it
Or at least did like 5 years ago when my good friend was living with him and found it under the sink and confronted him about it. He wasn't even shy about admitting it
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:39 am to Ssubba
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I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator.
What?!
My wife's friends will blab after a few glasses of wine. In college, a lot of the sorority chicks at Ole Miss would have those dildo saleswomen come in for parties where they buy sex toys. They were not secretive about it either
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:55 am to TheCaterpillar
They arent shy about it at all. In fact, bring up the Hitachi magic wand. That thing is a game changer
Posted on 10/1/19 at 8:58 am to jmarto1
The jack rabbit bro
Posted on 10/1/19 at 9:03 am to TheCaterpillar
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I've never heard of a women openly talking about owning a vibrator.
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They were not secretive about it either
a lot of the girls at work carry pocket rockets, they tell me all the time that sometimes they just have to go to the lav and rub(poke?) on out to relieve stress
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