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Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:12 am to fr33manator
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Bagging a bridesmaid is always a glorious thing.
really is, it was so funny to see, bunch of horny young guys(and girls,) with their radars going full intensity full sweep, just looking for a stray to cut out from the herd
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:14 am to jmarto1
quote:no way you didn’t bang the mom also right?
Had a friend who sold sex toys with her mother. When they came out she gave me one to try. It was great. People thi k very one dimensional with these things. Her and I developed a sexual relationship and age used it on me several times. It is also great for keeping your stamina up in a dry spell. If you're insecure about this stuff then dont get one. If you're not, get it and have a good time.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:23 am to jmarto1
This thread has gone over far better than I figured it would. 
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:25 am to 777Tiger
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everyone got a good laugh, and she gets a pass from all of the other women because she's "struggling" in her marriage, if the roles had been reversed the dude would have had to find his own way home
If roles had been reversed she would have gotten a call, texts with pictures of him drunk and flirting with other women and enough ammo to take to the judge.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:25 am to jmarto1
jmart never disappoints in the world of smut 
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:26 am to BabyTac
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Are they difficult to clean???
No, at the bottom of it was a cap you could unscrew to unload everything. You could then take the silicone insert out and soap and water that thing. I had mine years ago but I remember how tacky the silicone would get. They might have fixed that.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:27 am to Slickback
It isnt hard. A lot of people on this board are insecure about this stuff. Hell, a lot of people on here still think vagina lips get larger the more it is fricked
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:30 am to jmarto1
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a lot of people on here still think vagina lips get larger the more it is fricked
actually they do, temporarily, just like it takes some blood to get a woody, womenz parts are engorged with blood when aroused and doing the deed, it goes away just like the woodrow
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:32 am to 777Tiger
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really is, it was so funny to see, bunch of horny young guys(and girls,) with their radars going full intensity full sweep, just looking for a stray to cut out from the herd
Used to bartend weddings and know this scenario all too well.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:35 am to The Spleen
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Wife and her friends talk about it fairly often. That started in their mid-30's, so maybe you're still young. My mother-in-law even jumped into the conversation once a few years ago.
Why are you hanging around your wife, her mother, and their friends when they’re talking about things like that?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:37 am to The Spleen
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Used to bartend weddings and know this scenario all too well.
That seems like an awesome gig. Was at a wedding at Houma's House years ago. Went outside to have a smoke and one of the bridesmaids started flashing the bartenders outside.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:41 am to HuskyPanda
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Went outside to have a smoke and one of the bridesmaids started flashing the bartenders outside.
That is SO CRAZY!!!
Lee Harvey, you MADMAN!
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:43 am to LCA131
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That is SO CRAZY!!!
ah, go finish cleaning your fleshlight
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:43 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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Why are you hanging around your wife, her mother, and their friends when they’re talking about things like that?
Only one time was I really hanging around them. We had a few couples over for a football game a couple of years ago, and everyone was drunk and somehow the topic got onto sex toys. Other instances the wife has relayed convos she's had with friends to me on the subject. As for my mother-in-law, I don't know the context for it, but I was in the kitchen while all the women in the family were in the dining room at a family function. I don't think they knew I was in there, or maybe they didn't care. I wasn't party to the conversation.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:45 am to The Spleen
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I wasn't party to the conversation.
but you found you touching yourself during this conversation, right?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:52 am to JoeNelson
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In college me and the boys all pitched in to get one. Not as durable as you would think...

Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:16 am to Pelican fan99
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Pretty sure I still have it somewhere probably boxed up somewhere after I moved
You are unsure if you have a fake vagina somewhere in your house?
I'm pretty sure you know exactly where it is. That's not something you forget
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:18 am to WaWaWeeWa
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I'm pretty sure you know exactly where it is. That's not something you forget
I bet he sweet talks it. Gets it a card on occasion. Lovingly cleans it while nude and watching pro wrestling.
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