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re: Anyone have or ever known anyone to have a fleshlight?

Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5250 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:08 am to
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JoeNelson
since Sep 2019
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You will always remember your first post. Yours was in a fleshlight thread.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:12 am to
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Bagging a bridesmaid is always a glorious thing.


really is, it was so funny to see, bunch of horny young guys(and girls,) with their radars going full intensity full sweep, just looking for a stray to cut out from the herd
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:14 am to
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Had a friend who sold sex toys with her mother. When they came out she gave me one to try. It was great. People thi k very one dimensional with these things. Her and I developed a sexual relationship and age used it on me several times. It is also great for keeping your stamina up in a dry spell. If you're insecure about this stuff then dont get one. If you're not, get it and have a good time.


no way you didn’t bang the mom also right?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39236 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:18 am to
I did not sir
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:23 am to
This thread has gone over far better than I figured it would.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:25 am to
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everyone got a good laugh, and she gets a pass from all of the other women because she's "struggling" in her marriage, if the roles had been reversed the dude would have had to find his own way home


If roles had been reversed she would have gotten a call, texts with pictures of him drunk and flirting with other women and enough ammo to take to the judge.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
28167 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:25 am to
jmart never disappoints in the world of smut
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2508 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:26 am to
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Are they difficult to clean???


No, at the bottom of it was a cap you could unscrew to unload everything. You could then take the silicone insert out and soap and water that thing. I had mine years ago but I remember how tacky the silicone would get. They might have fixed that.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39236 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:27 am to
It isnt hard. A lot of people on this board are insecure about this stuff. Hell, a lot of people on here still think vagina lips get larger the more it is fricked
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:30 am to
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a lot of people on here still think vagina lips get larger the more it is fricked


actually they do, temporarily, just like it takes some blood to get a woody, womenz parts are engorged with blood when aroused and doing the deed, it goes away just like the woodrow
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:32 am to
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really is, it was so funny to see, bunch of horny young guys(and girls,) with their radars going full intensity full sweep, just looking for a stray to cut out from the herd



Used to bartend weddings and know this scenario all too well.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:35 am to
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Wife and her friends talk about it fairly often. That started in their mid-30's, so maybe you're still young. My mother-in-law even jumped into the conversation once a few years ago.


Why are you hanging around your wife, her mother, and their friends when they’re talking about things like that?
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2508 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:37 am to
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Used to bartend weddings and know this scenario all too well.


That seems like an awesome gig. Was at a wedding at Houma's House years ago. Went outside to have a smoke and one of the bridesmaids started flashing the bartenders outside.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:41 am to
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Went outside to have a smoke and one of the bridesmaids started flashing the bartenders outside.




That is SO CRAZY!!!

Lee Harvey, you MADMAN!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:43 am to
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That is SO CRAZY!!!


ah, go finish cleaning your fleshlight
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:43 am to
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Why are you hanging around your wife, her mother, and their friends when they’re talking about things like that?



Only one time was I really hanging around them. We had a few couples over for a football game a couple of years ago, and everyone was drunk and somehow the topic got onto sex toys. Other instances the wife has relayed convos she's had with friends to me on the subject. As for my mother-in-law, I don't know the context for it, but I was in the kitchen while all the women in the family were in the dining room at a family function. I don't think they knew I was in there, or maybe they didn't care. I wasn't party to the conversation.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:45 am to
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I wasn't party to the conversation.

but you found you touching yourself during this conversation, right?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 9:52 am to
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In college me and the boys all pitched in to get one. Not as durable as you would think...


Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:16 am to
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Pretty sure I still have it somewhere probably boxed up somewhere after I moved


You are unsure if you have a fake vagina somewhere in your house?

I'm pretty sure you know exactly where it is. That's not something you forget
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77695 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 10:18 am to
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I'm pretty sure you know exactly where it is. That's not something you forget


I bet he sweet talks it. Gets it a card on occasion. Lovingly cleans it while nude and watching pro wrestling.
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