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Anyone get their flamethrower from Elon Musk yet?

Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:09 am
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:09 am
quote:

It looks as if Elon Musk has been on the roof again knocking back a few whiskeys. We certainly wouldn’t be surprised if those rooftop parties atop the Tesla Gigafactory are where he gets some of his outlandish ideas.

So what’s he cooked up now? We’ll tell you: A $500 Boring Company flamethrower that’s “guaranteed to liven up any party,” according to its description. Rather wisely, it’s being offered alongside a Boring Company fire extinguisher priced at $30.

Looking a lot like a modified Airsoft rifle, interested buyers can pre-order the flamethrower now for international shipping in the spring. Prior to receiving their very own Boring Company-branded fire spitter, “aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance,” the product notes explain, adding that the device “may not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses.”




Preorder now

This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 7:26 am
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
8048 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:16 am to
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:30 am to
Looks more like a torch with a loose nozzle than a flamethrower.


Guess it still makes a good, albeit, expensive gag gift.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60184 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:43 am to
That's funny that he's selling a flamer. I hear that the flamer is his nickname
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94730 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:54 am to
Musk is a pussy. My 17yo son built one using a scuba tank and pressure washer hose that uses diesel and will melt the asphalt.

Eta to the downvoters; CAD always delivers. LINK
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 8:12 am
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8692 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:06 am to
Order now, it'll be delivered in 2027.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173794 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:18 am to
My security team is already armed with state of the art laser guns. Pass.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78703 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:19 am to
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48187 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:23 am to
Damn that was pretty awesome.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173794 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:24 am to
With all of these precipitous cretins meandering around one can never be too vigilant.
Posted by PearlyBaker
Member since Dec 2017
441 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:24 am to
There is zero chance that I would have been a responsible flame thrower owner at 17
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:28 am to
I thought this was going to be another thread on the model 3.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184636 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

My 17yo son built one using a scuba tank and pressure washer hose that uses diesel and will melt the asphalt.




So your 17 yo sold can follow youtube video instructions?

Congrats I guess

Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12702 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:40 am to
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This post was edited on 2/13/25 at 7:49 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:46 am to
quote:

My 17yo son built one using a scuba tank and pressure washer hose that uses diesel and will melt the asphalt.


He also pointed that thing back in the general direction of the crowd uncomfortably often.

Keep that weapon pointed downrange
Posted by lsujunky
Down By The River
Member since Jun 2011
2714 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 8:54 am to
LOL! $500 for a $50 weed burner.

This is a flamethrower.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/ukw9oGSwLn4[/youtube]
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 9:05 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94730 posts
Posted on 1/28/18 at 9:04 am to
quote:

So your 17 yo sold can follow youtube video instructions?

Congrats I guess
I bet you were that guy complained Jesus didn't provide tartar sauce when he feed 5000 people with one basket of fish.


You're not welcome in our bunker when the zombies show up.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 11:15 am to
sold over 7k already
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58630 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

sold over 7k already
and none have been delivered.
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