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Anyone ever set off the alarm at Planet Fitness?

Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:48 pm
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35641 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:48 pm
What’d you do afterwards?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48544 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:48 pm to
The Lunk Alarm? Go have a piece of pizza baw
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11228 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:49 pm to
How? By taking too much free pizza?
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:49 pm to
I did once. Then I worked out.
This post was edited on 11/10/18 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:50 pm to
I set off the alarm just driving by.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:53 pm to
I set off the alarm by bringing these guns with me

Posted by YawBaw7
Your Mom's house
Member since Jan 2017
414 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:48 pm to
Weird flex but ok
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68462 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:51 pm to
Several times

Just shrug my shoulders and nothing else
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43299 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:55 pm to
I'm a fat frick and they got me with the alarm once for doing skull crushers .. guy said it was unsafe
This post was edited on 11/10/18 at 9:56 pm
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3713 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:58 pm to
Silly question. OT ballers don’t lift at planet fitness.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22165 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:58 pm to
I went to the one off of Florida once and didn't know about all the rules. I walked in with a cut off sleeve shirt and asked to look around. They showed me around and I asked where are the free weights. They said this place ain't for you.
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 10:00 pm to
Your mother’s queefs set it off but I hauled arse out of there before the staff arrived.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 10:05 pm to
There’s a fire alarm and a burglar alarm in both my in-home gymnasium and my spa.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56030 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 10:45 pm to
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They showed me around and I asked where are the free weights. They said this place ain't for you.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
866 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 11:49 pm to
That's where I usually pick up my fat chicks.
Once the alarm goes off, I have their attention and move in for the kill... I mean pizza.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63327 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:03 am to
Yes. I grabbed too many Tootsie Rolls from the dish on my way out.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:04 am to
Wait, they set off an alarm if some one becomes a try hard?


Would they set the alarm off, if i was grunting and being loud as i lifted?

This shite is very interesting. Do they have a list on the wall, warning if you do this, they will set it off on you?
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
866 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:27 am to
They have T-shirts that say that. XL only.
Only go there if you like to pick up fat girls, like I do.

I save my roid grunting and electric air drying of my balls for Reds.
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
13562 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:15 am to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53365 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:16 am to
A chick in my office and her husband had their membership terminated for being too roided up/lunky. She wanted to sue over it.
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