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Anyone ever had a shy bladder

Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29995 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:17 pm
I go to the movies the other night, after I step up to the urinal to have a pee and I couldn't.

Don't get me wrong, the bathroom had too many people in it, but I'm not the type of guy to care about peeing anywhere. And in my younger days, I was the a-hole in the bar who would drop his pants to his ankles to piss

Step away from the urinal, walk into a stall, and immediately go with no problem. Door open. (Pants not at ankles)
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33887 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:19 pm to
Did you have to sit to pee?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73729 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:20 pm to
My bladder is extroverted.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29995 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to
Negative. I even thought it was wierd so I backpedaled to the door and looked out while peeing. Not a care in the world
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14569 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to
I have a very shy blatter can never go when someone stands next to me at the stall. Sometimes when I’m at a bar with a no lock bathroom I’ll politely ask people who come in to hold off a minute
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to
Nope.


As is nope, I have no bladder
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:22 pm to
Sometimes i walk past the toilet to piss in the shower. I can grab the curtain rod and just let loose. Very refreshing
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12977 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:22 pm to
Something Jody, Something Something pee

-OT
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:23 pm to
Usually happens when I'm at a bar with a small bathroom and a trough
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I go to the movies the other night, after I step up to the urinal to have a pee and I couldn't.



Struggled with this my entire life.


Until vasectomy. Now I just relax and say to myself, "it's okay to take a few seconds to pee. just let it out." and it works.

Shy bladder is real. It's subconscious shite.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61691 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to
Why would anyone drop their pants to the ankles on a piss floor?
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74554 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to
If my wife and I are in the bathroom at the same time she can’t pee if I’m looking at her. It’s been a source of great amusement to me for years.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34721 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to
Stage fright...?
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:26 pm to
Sounds like you're shy about having a tiny peen.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:26 pm to
Does this have anything to do with a lack of confidence in your little friend? Not trolling, but I've never experienced this.

ETA- My little guy is entirely average, btw. Wouldn't want anyone to think this was a brag post.
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 1:28 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:27 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

If my wife and I are in the bathroom at the same time she can’t pee if I’m looking at her. It’s been a source of great amusement to me for years.




You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?











i’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74554 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:31 pm to


Yeah, guess it’s a good thing golden showers isn’t my kink cause my wife couldn’t do it to save her life.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Does this have anything to do with a lack of confidence in your little friend? Not trolling, but I've never experienced this.



Absolutely none. I've run butt arse nekkid through the Tiger Bar in college. My baby dick stickin straight out.

It's rooted in not being able to "start" and then cringing as the perception that all attention is focused on you not being able to start.



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