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Anyone ever had a shy bladder
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:17 pm
I go to the movies the other night, after I step up to the urinal to have a pee and I couldn't.
Don't get me wrong, the bathroom had too many people in it, but I'm not the type of guy to care about peeing anywhere. And in my younger days, I was the a-hole in the bar who would drop his pants to his ankles to piss
Step away from the urinal, walk into a stall, and immediately go with no problem. Door open. (Pants not at ankles)
Don't get me wrong, the bathroom had too many people in it, but I'm not the type of guy to care about peeing anywhere. And in my younger days, I was the a-hole in the bar who would drop his pants to his ankles to piss
Step away from the urinal, walk into a stall, and immediately go with no problem. Door open. (Pants not at ankles)
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to Upperdecker
Negative. I even thought it was wierd so I backpedaled to the door and looked out while peeing. Not a care in the world 
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to X123F45
I have a very shy blatter can never go when someone stands next to me at the stall. Sometimes when I’m at a bar with a no lock bathroom I’ll politely ask people who come in to hold off a minute
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:21 pm to X123F45
Nope.
As is nope, I have no bladder
As is nope, I have no bladder
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:22 pm to X123F45
Sometimes i walk past the toilet to piss in the shower. I can grab the curtain rod and just let loose. Very refreshing
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:22 pm to X123F45
Something Jody, Something Something pee
-OT
-OT
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:23 pm to X123F45
Usually happens when I'm at a bar with a small bathroom and a trough
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:24 pm to X123F45
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I go to the movies the other night, after I step up to the urinal to have a pee and I couldn't.
Struggled with this my entire life.
Until vasectomy. Now I just relax and say to myself, "it's okay to take a few seconds to pee. just let it out." and it works.
Shy bladder is real. It's subconscious shite.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to X123F45
Why would anyone drop their pants to the ankles on a piss floor?
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to X123F45
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This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:25 pm to X123F45
If my wife and I are in the bathroom at the same time she can’t pee if I’m looking at her. It’s been a source of great amusement to me for years.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:26 pm to X123F45
Sounds like you're shy about having a tiny peen.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:26 pm to X123F45
Does this have anything to do with a lack of confidence in your little friend? Not trolling, but I've never experienced this.
ETA- My little guy is entirely average, btw. Wouldn't want anyone to think this was a brag post.
ETA- My little guy is entirely average, btw. Wouldn't want anyone to think this was a brag post.
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:30 pm to Darth_Vader
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If my wife and I are in the bathroom at the same time she can’t pee if I’m looking at her. It’s been a source of great amusement to me for years.
You know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
i’ve never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:31 pm to fr33manator
Yeah, guess it’s a good thing golden showers isn’t my kink cause my wife couldn’t do it to save her life.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:32 pm to Yat27
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Does this have anything to do with a lack of confidence in your little friend? Not trolling, but I've never experienced this.
Absolutely none. I've run butt arse nekkid through the Tiger Bar in college. My baby dick stickin straight out.
It's rooted in not being able to "start" and then cringing as the perception that all attention is focused on you not being able to start.
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