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Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:34 pm to X123F45
Never had this problem. But I have a hard time peeing on a boat. The motion throws me off for some reason.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:35 pm to mikelbr
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Absolutely none. I've run butt arse nekkid through the Tiger Bar in college. My baby dick stickin straight out.
I banged a girl in the local bar's ladies room and kept going when everyone threw the door open and started cheering.
No shame.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:38 pm to X123F45
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And surprisingly well travelled.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:39 pm to Ham And Glass
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I have a hard time peeing on a boat. The motion throws me off for some reason.
In high school we had this foreign exchange student who was an a-hole. We bring him fishing one day. Everyone in a different pirogue. Every so often somebody would stand up and pee (light beer will do it)
But we all have experience with pirogues. Dude stands up, pees, loses his balance, and bellyflops into foamy piss water
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:40 pm to Darth_Vader
Even Darth haters should give props when due.
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:41 pm to Darth_Vader
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Darth_Vader
If I was gay, my yard would look better.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:41 pm to Yat27
Thank you, sir. It was too good to pass up.
But why would anyone hate me?
But why would anyone hate me?
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:42 pm to X123F45
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If I was gay, my yard would look better
LOL. No offense meant. I saw your post and a lightbulb lit up over my head.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:43 pm to X123F45
You could have bladder stones. Seek help.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:46 pm to Darth_Vader
We actually had that discussion at work the other day.
One of the younger guys said he'd date a tranny, but only if she was still man enough to do yard work
One of the younger guys said he'd date a tranny, but only if she was still man enough to do yard work
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:46 pm to X123F45
Holy shite.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 1:51 pm to X123F45
When I went for my draft physical the group I was in had about 20 guys. We were lined up side by side and they gave us a paper cup and yelled, "fill it with pee."
I filled mine up and the guy next to me said I can't do this in front of people. A Sgt was walking up and and down the line screaming hurry up. He went to the guy next to me and went on a rant about mama's boy can't pee.
As he walked on down the line I said aw hell, and poured half my specimen into his cup. He thanked me and to this day I have wondered what if he was diabetic
I filled mine up and the guy next to me said I can't do this in front of people. A Sgt was walking up and and down the line screaming hurry up. He went to the guy next to me and went on a rant about mama's boy can't pee.
As he walked on down the line I said aw hell, and poured half my specimen into his cup. He thanked me and to this day I have wondered what if he was diabetic
Posted on 1/2/19 at 2:15 pm to X123F45
Is this about those weirdos that have to turn the faucet on when they pee or only lee in stalls because they can’t at urinals?
Posted on 1/2/19 at 2:28 pm to X123F45
I can't pee if someone is waiting for me to pee, or someone is touching me. But I generally can go in a crowded bathroom but if I know someone is staring me down to get me to finish, then I can't.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 2:55 pm to X123F45
I have a shy shitter. Does that count? I can't relax and shite like I want when someone is in the stall next to me. I'm embarrassed that they can hear me. At home I just let it rip.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 3:41 pm to X123F45
It helps to take off your shoes.
Posted on 1/2/19 at 4:14 pm to X123F45
Use to run with this kid with that problem. When we'd go camp the group joke was to shine a spotlight on him when he snuck off to pee. He'd stand there with a spotlight on him being frustrated he couldn't piss while the rest of us laughed at him.
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