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re: Anyone ever done any pimping?
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:22 pm to Philzilla2k
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:22 pm to Philzilla2k
I've only witnessed one pimp. My friend was drunk and messing with a tranny hooker. I told him that was a dude and the tranny got pissed. The tranny had grabbed my friends dick and was demanding $5 for it after I told on him. My friend told him to frick himself. The tranny then backhanded him and called out Tito. This dude rolls up in a van and chases us for a few blocks.
I'm assuming that Tito was his pimp.
I'm assuming that Tito was his pimp.
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Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:23 pm to Flashback
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:27 pm to Mr Clean
quote:
My ex-plug fricked white chicks in exchange for 1 Vyvanse
I understand a fair amount of those words above, just not all of them.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:27 pm to TulaneFan
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:27 pm to TDsngumbo
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Yea but it wasn't easy.
But i bet it sure was fun.....
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:30 pm to JPinLondon
Drug dealer getting pussy for one pill
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:30 pm to JPinLondon
quote:
I understand a fair amount of those words above, just not all of them.
+2
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:32 pm to JPinLondon
quote:
I understand a fair amount of those words above, just not all of them.
wheew! I'm glad i'm not the only one. I was worried I was having a stroke.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:41 pm to Flashback
I never was a pimp but I did do some quality control work for one before
Posted on 5/28/19 at 1:49 pm to Cosmo
This is sort of my visual on OP.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:04 pm to Flashback
I was. For a while. Here’s my story.
I was a sophomore in college. The university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition. A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and.. and stay in school, came up with a nifty plan where she thought she'd date guys and charge them money. She said she needed my help to make sure that the dates went okay and that the guys payed her. She said she'd give me a percentage. We started making a lot of money, and wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends decided they wanted to be a part of it... Pretty soon there were about fourteen ladies that I was protecting while they gave me money. We decided that we shouldn't use my real name, so we came up with the name Gator. One day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see. I mean I had gotten out of control and I didn't even realize it, man. One night two of my favorite girls, Candy and Jolene, said we gotta take you in and they dropped me off at the emergency room. That's where I met Sheila. I was a mess. I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again.
I was a sophomore in college. The university I went to decided they needed to raise tuition. A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an effort to raise money and.. and stay in school, came up with a nifty plan where she thought she'd date guys and charge them money. She said she needed my help to make sure that the dates went okay and that the guys payed her. She said she'd give me a percentage. We started making a lot of money, and wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends decided they wanted to be a part of it... Pretty soon there were about fourteen ladies that I was protecting while they gave me money. We decided that we shouldn't use my real name, so we came up with the name Gator. One day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see. I mean I had gotten out of control and I didn't even realize it, man. One night two of my favorite girls, Candy and Jolene, said we gotta take you in and they dropped me off at the emergency room. That's where I met Sheila. I was a mess. I made a promise to myself and to her that I would never get out of control again.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:06 pm to Flashback
Ask upgrayedd. He can tell you all you need to know.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:07 pm to Prominentwon
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so we came up with the name Gator
Whats up Allen?
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:10 pm to Mr Clean
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My ex-plug fricked white chicks in exchange for 1 Vyvanse
I’m sure this is fairly common these days.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:29 pm to Flashback
In a sluggish economy, never ever frick with another man's livelihood.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 2:32 pm to High C
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I’m sure this is fairly common these days.
Probably so.
I just figured they would hold out for like a 10-pack. Some of them were good looking skanks
This post was edited on 5/28/19 at 2:33 pm
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