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re: Anyone Ever Been To A Wedding That Was A Complete Disaster?
Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:06 pm to BrohemAlem11
Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:06 pm to BrohemAlem11
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It just seems so narrow minded to me that these baptists sometimes seem to think that because they don't like something, no one else is allowed to enjoy it and they are in the right.
You would be surprised how these grown arse men that drink regularly are scared to even have a beer in front of their 85 year old parents
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Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:08 pm to Howyouluhdat
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Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:10 pm to Howyouluhdat
yea I don't get that either. Her whole family used to be like that and I was the one to break that ice. When we moved close to them we had a bunch of them over for dinner and I spent the whole meal having beer... nothing crazy just enjoying my meal with some drinks. After I did that and the rapture didn't occur others felt ok doing it. They didn't care after all... they just prefer not to themselves. A few years I upped the anty and brought a bottle of wine to the family thanksgiving. Opening it was a tense moment... then life was fricking ok... now I have to bring a few bottles since more people can drink around them without fear
Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:13 pm to HarryBalzack
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Nope. Once they got transferred to Cherry Point, NC, she decided to invite the biggest, blackest marine on base over to plow the south 40 about 10 minutes before Lance Corporal Slappy was supposed to get home. He comes in to find her buried under a mountain of coal and, evidently, enjoying it.
This made my day. Don't even care if its true.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 4:14 pm to contraryman
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Have a friend who was in a wedding and he and his brother beat up the father of the bride the night before.
I think you win.
I did go to a wedding many years ago in Covington where a huge fight broke out at the reception. I think one dude had relations with another dudes girlfriend and things escalated quickly. This is also the first time I heard the expression that these folks were from Lee Road and that shite is normal there.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:11 pm to HarryBalzack
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Baby Hardy
Good stuff!!
Posted on 2/28/18 at 9:36 pm to DevilDagNS
quote:That is 100%, swear to God true.
This made my day. Don't even care if its true.
Posted on 2/28/18 at 11:31 pm to HarryBalzack
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Gets better.
Soon after they were married they came up to my mother's family's homeplace: the house where my grandmother was born and raised in the Alabama black belt. It sits on a couple hundred acres and my mother and her brother own the place. We go there a couple of times a year to get away from everything.
My parents had bought little sister and her new husband cell phones and put them on their plan. They hadn't been married two months. Mr. Whacky-whacky, however, was already trolling for new pussy. He regularly excused himself and said he was going walking in the woods. He smoked - no one else in the family does - so we assumed he was going to have a cigarette.
Turns out, the POS was going out in the woods, dropping trow and jacking it for the squirrels and birds to see. But wait, there's more: he was videoing and photographing the jacking and sending it to fat girls he was chasing on Craigslist.
Best part of the whole deal was that since the phones were on my parents' Verizon account, they still had them set up under the sis's old teenager account standards, meaning that my parents could login and see all the messages and communications, including the vids of new son-in-law jerking his, as it turns out, micropeen, for all the critters to see.
Not that little sis was any better. When she found out that he was doing all of this her response was not to leave him. Nope. Once they got transferred to Cherry Point, NC, she decided to invite the biggest, blackest marine on base over to plow the south 40 about 10 minutes before Lance Corporal Slappy was supposed to get home. He comes in to find her buried under a mountain of coal and, evidently, enjoying it. Six months later, he knocked up some lard arse from Greenville, NC, while he was still married to my sis.
Posted on 3/1/18 at 11:07 am to HarryBalzack
BUMP: because Harry has to have more in the epic saga of the adoptive sister, smart forest gump, baby Hardy, and col. slappy.
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 11:11 am
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:23 pm to OweO
Groom was so wasted that he passed out at the altar. He had to be seated in an old school chair made for the Pope because he fell out of the initial chair they placed him on.
Wedding proceeds with him all slouched over and unconscious.
Good times. Houston Tx circa 2009
Wedding proceeds with him all slouched over and unconscious.
Good times. Houston Tx circa 2009
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:25 pm to OweO
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OT standards
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:32 pm to NimbleCat
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Groom was so wasted that he passed out at the altar.
from reading this thread this is more common than I would have thought
can't imagine how pissed mine would be at me for that. Closest I've seen to this is my dad's third wedding. He got married in the courtyard of a hotel and his suite opened to the courtyard. He got so hammered so quick that he disappeared..I found him face down in his bed. His wife was plenty pissed at just that so I can't imagine how pissed she woulda been had he been that way at the altar
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:48 pm to supadave3
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Another time I was working as a bartender at a fancy high dollar reception. As the event end time was upon us, the groom came to me and ordered a drink. I looked at my boss who indicated that time was up, don’t give him one. So, I politely refused to serve him but the drunken groom got very irate
thats pretty shitty of you ya fricking nerd. Just give the man a drink
Posted on 3/1/18 at 12:56 pm to Big_Slim
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I looked at my boss
Don't think this one was his fault.... his boss was a dick tho
Posted on 3/1/18 at 1:16 pm to OweO
My cousin got married in a bait shop. Apparently there is a notary in St Tam who does marriage ceremonies in between selling bait and renting boats.
Oh the love story that brought these two together just adds to it. See they were co-defendents in a bunch of drug dealing, manufacturing and gun charges. They were busted, convicted of felonies and shipped off to jail and carried on their torrid romance.
Once released, they were not allowed to be on parole in the same house. So they decided to get married so that the parole bd would have to let them live together.
They went to the bait shop and were married. Their witnesses were 2 clueless guys who had just showed up to have a boat sale notarized.
Alas, this marriage is already down the tubes. So sh's available if anyone is interested in an alcoholic felon with a penchant for threesomes, she's on the loose again.
No pics, lol
Oh the love story that brought these two together just adds to it. See they were co-defendents in a bunch of drug dealing, manufacturing and gun charges. They were busted, convicted of felonies and shipped off to jail and carried on their torrid romance.
Once released, they were not allowed to be on parole in the same house. So they decided to get married so that the parole bd would have to let them live together.
They went to the bait shop and were married. Their witnesses were 2 clueless guys who had just showed up to have a boat sale notarized.
Alas, this marriage is already down the tubes. So sh's available if anyone is interested in an alcoholic felon with a penchant for threesomes, she's on the loose again.
No pics, lol
Posted on 3/1/18 at 1:20 pm to gingerkittie
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So sh's available if anyone is interested in an alcoholic felon with a penchant for threesomes, she's on the loose again.
Raises hand! You rang?
Posted on 3/1/18 at 1:27 pm to Count Chocula
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Raises hand! You rang?
Lol, I feel like i gotta put a warning out on her. Something like" " Frequent contact with this person may lead to 911 calls and restraint orders. Multiple domestic abuse and stalking charges have also been reported. Side effects such as depleted wallet and constantly repairing punched-in walls are also likely."
This post was edited on 3/1/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 3/1/18 at 1:28 pm to Tarps99
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Very Trashy South Louisiana Style
That might be the trashiest wedding/reception of all time
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:14 pm to HarryBalzack
She sounds good looking. Is she still stripping?
I’m sure you gotta have some great stories of her in high school.
I’m sure you gotta have some great stories of her in high school.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:22 pm to gingerkittie
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if anyone is interested in an alcoholic felon with a penchant for threesomes, she's on the loose again.
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