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Anyone else consider the absurdity of hard ons?

Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:42 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:42 am
They can control history, politics, wars, sports.

Cialis extends the logic beyond it's natural bounds.

WWIII is inevitable

Guird your loins
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:43 am to
Just jerk off man and get back to work
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:44 am to
A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun will not
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14169 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:44 am to
A man has a brain and a penis but only enough blood to control one at a time.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45546 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:44 am to
quote:

They can control history, politics, wars, sports.


I think that’s vaginas.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:44 am to
Are you smoking marijuana and jerking off while contemplating this?
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53652 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:45 am to
quote:

A man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun will not



Into OweO’s bed?
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:47 am to
You think OweO would roll with it?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:49 am to
Well, he’s very easy rollin’
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:50 am to
Why do you continue to make fun of a guy in a wheel chair? Small penis? High hanging balls?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:52 am to
I guess because he’s a terrible poster and brings the cumulative/aggregate IQ of the whole board down when he posts his “brain drippings”?

Why don’t you?

#theyseemerollin
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:53 am to
It's also another reason why having to do problems on the board in 6th grade was annoying.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:55 am to
High hanging balls are prevalent on this board
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:57 am to
In other news, water is wet.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Anyone else consider the absurdity of hard ons?

quote:

They can control history, politics, wars, sports.

quote:

I think that’s vaginas

A man that uses his hard on correctly controls these too
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

A man that uses his hard on correctly controls these too



Vagina power>>>>>Hard On power

As long as you have a vagina, you can quickly and easily get as many hard ons as you want..But if you have a hard, you cant easily and quickly get as many vaginas as you want.

Women know this and have used it to survive through life for thousands of years.

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78036 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

They can control history, politics, wars, sports.
Scruffy thinks you are referencing “women”.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37330 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:07 pm to
for us really old timers, this sounds like a Coolidge thread...

RIP guy
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37016 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

guy in a wheel chair? Small penis? High hanging balls?


He's in a wheel chair and has a small penis as well as high hanging balls? Now I'm starting to feel bad for the guy.
Posted by Spitcup
Irredeemable POS
Member since Nov 2019
265 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 12:31 pm to
He has to use his hands to dig turds out of his arse
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