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Anybody try Cologuard?
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:46 pm
Cologuard is for us 45-50 year old baws. Basically you shite in a box and mail it in to see if you have the colon cancer. Curious if anyone has tried this instead of a full colonoscopy.
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Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:46 pm to Bamajedi
OT doesn't hit fat chicks
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:49 pm to Bamajedi
I mean, I like shitting in boxes so I may give this a shot.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:51 pm to Bamajedi
Just get a colonoscopy. It’s the better test.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:51 pm to Bamajedi
Laundry detergent? Oh, cologuard.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:53 pm to Bamajedi
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Basically you shite in a box and mail it
I’ve done that.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:54 pm to Bamajedi
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you shite in a box
I think that’s called space docking.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 2:55 pm to Bamajedi
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:15 pm to Jizzy08
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Just get a colonoscopy. It’s the better test.
The only true way IMO. I tried the Cologuard and it came back positive. That's enough to scare you but it seems this is a common problem (the fine print tells you there may be "false positives"). When I went for my colonoscopy after that, (negative of course), I got the impression that the professionals don't think much of the mail in type!
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:18 pm to stampman
My insurance company sent me one. I sat down and read the fine print. It repeatedly warned of False Positives and False Negatives. The False Negatives worried me more actually.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:21 pm to Bamajedi
No, but that sounds like a great idea to do to people you don't like.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:44 pm to Bamajedi
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This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 12:27 am
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:52 pm to stampman
I watched their instructional video on the website. If you're completely immature and still find farts funny, you will find it is worth two minutes time.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:57 pm to JG77056
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I mean, I like shitting in boxes so I may give this a shot.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:57 pm to Bamajedi
I'm shitting in a box, a cardboard box.
My Dr likes these as precursor to the roto rooter.
My Dr likes these as precursor to the roto rooter.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 3:59 pm to Bamajedi
Shitting in a box doesn’t remove polyps especially precancerous ones. Get the colonoscopy.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 4:02 pm to Bamajedi
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Alabama fan
quote:Redundant
Basically you shite in a box and mail it
This post was edited on 1/9/21 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 1/9/21 at 4:41 pm to Bamajedi
I have dropped a deuce in a box and mailed it, but it had nothing to do with any kind of test.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 4:44 pm to Bamajedi
No. The reason, and the result, is that I don’t give a shite.
Posted on 1/9/21 at 5:03 pm to Bamajedi
11% false positive rate
No thanks. Not worth the potential worrying over a false positive bc you’d have to then go get a real colonoscopy anyway which you are trying to get around
No thanks. Not worth the potential worrying over a false positive bc you’d have to then go get a real colonoscopy anyway which you are trying to get around
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