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re: Anybody ever just wake up and for some reason
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:27 am to HuskyPanda
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:27 am to HuskyPanda
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I wonder what the Infection Preventionist would say about that
Not only that. But also anaphylactic response could be deadly.
She was fired this morning because she showed up with ethanol in system.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:27 am to fr33manator
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You're having your period
This is actually a very real thing. Men do not experience a hormonal shift every 28 days like women, we experience slight hormonal changes throughout the day....its why morning wood exists. Its why men are more aggressive at certain times of the day than others. You may very well be experiencing a shift in these shifts....it happens as men age.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:28 am to hawgndodge
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:29 am to fr33manator
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You absolute can't stand the sight, the sound, the actions of every single person you come in contact with after you leave the house?
In other words, a normal weekday.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:46 am to hawgndodge
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My employees are idiots, the company I work for is asinine, random morons are everywhere. I just want to quit and go to the house.

Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:24 pm to schwartzy
I have the misfortune of driving on Essen Lane
-lf you survive that stretch, you are fortunate.
-lf you survive that stretch, you are fortunate.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:30 pm to hawgndodge
woke up this morning feeling horrible (cold).
realized I was out of coffee.
had to quickly get out the house for an 8am eye dr appt.
dr’s assistant accidentally poked me in the eye with a dropper bottle.
stopped at the gas station on my way home and the coffee pots were empty.
got home, loaded up my tractor to take it to the shop.
got to juban, dead stop…1 hr and 33 minutes without moving, massive wreck at DS exit.
made it to equipment shop, unloaded tractor (still no coffee), forgot I left the ramps down before I left and bent one.
get to office, no coffee. While I’m making coffee I get a text that our email has been hacked.
Nobody is getting anything from me today
realized I was out of coffee.
had to quickly get out the house for an 8am eye dr appt.
dr’s assistant accidentally poked me in the eye with a dropper bottle.
stopped at the gas station on my way home and the coffee pots were empty.
got home, loaded up my tractor to take it to the shop.
got to juban, dead stop…1 hr and 33 minutes without moving, massive wreck at DS exit.
made it to equipment shop, unloaded tractor (still no coffee), forgot I left the ramps down before I left and bent one.
get to office, no coffee. While I’m making coffee I get a text that our email has been hacked.
Nobody is getting anything from me today
Posted on 3/12/25 at 12:51 pm to Loup
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If you have a problem with every person you come in contact with then you're probably the problem
No doubt, goofus. That’s why he is taking a mental health day off.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:35 pm to hawgndodge
Please relinquish your assault rifle as soon as possible
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:38 pm to cgrand
quote:
woke up this morning feeling horrible (cold).
realized I was out of coffee.
had to quickly get out the house for an 8am eye dr appt.
dr’s assistant accidentally poked me in the eye with a dropper bottle.
stopped at the gas station on my way home and the coffee pots were empty.
got home, loaded up my tractor to take it to the shop.
got to juban, dead stop…1 hr and 33 minutes without moving, massive wreck at DS exit.
made it to equipment shop, unloaded tractor (still no coffee), forgot I left the ramps down before I left and bent one.
get to office, no coffee. While I’m making coffee I get a text that our email has been hacked.



Yup, i'd take the rest of the week off if this happened
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:41 pm to hawgndodge
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You absolute can't stand the sight, the sound, the actions of every single person you come in contact with
Ive had it happen and it is usually because I have painted myself into a mental corner by procrastinating doing something I hate doing, even though I always feel better after completing said task.
Right now, that is mother fricking business and personal taxes.
frick them with the heat of a thousand suns. And frick me for waiting to do them. And frick all of you for reading this. Just....frick.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:43 pm to hawgndodge
Get up and go to the gym.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:45 pm to hawgndodge
Unfortunately many people I have to deal with are ignorant MFERS. Conniving, corrupt, don't really care about their jobs, lazy, you name it.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 2:52 pm to Loup
Yep. When I feel like that, I will work from home instead of the office because I have a tendency to be insulting to others when I feel that way.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 3:04 pm to Mstate
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My wife and friends think I’m weird but if I’m traveling alone for work or just want some alone time there is nothing better than sitting at a bar alone, ordering when and what I want and leaving when I want.
quote:I'm with your wife....
Mstate
Mississippi State Fan
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10056 posts
This post was edited on 3/12/25 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 3/12/25 at 3:25 pm to hawgndodge
Its called the Al Bundy/Red Foreman disease.
Posted on 3/12/25 at 3:28 pm to hawgndodge
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But most days, if you’re aware enough to give yourself a choice, you can choose to look differently at this fat, dead-eyed, over-made-up lady who just screamed at her kid in the checkout line. Maybe she’s not usually like this. Maybe she’s been up three straight nights holding the hand of a husband who is dying of bone cancer. Or maybe this very lady is the low-wage clerk at the motor vehicle department, who just yesterday helped your spouse resolve a horrific, infuriating, red-tape problem through some small act of bureaucratic kindness.
Of course, none of this is likely, but it’s also not impossible. It just depends what you want to consider. If you’re automatically sure that you know what reality is, and you are operating on your default setting, then you, like me, probably won’t consider possibilities that aren’t annoying and miserable. But if you really learn how to pay attention, then you will know there are other options. It will actually be within your power to experience a crowded, hot, slow, consumer-hell type situation as not only meaningful, but sacred, on fire with the same force that made the stars: love, fellowship, the mystical oneness of all things deep down.
This post was edited on 3/12/25 at 3:43 pm
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