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Anybody ever get someone's coke straw dollar as change?

Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:35 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56331 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:35 am
Examining this thing, I don't have to be trained CSI to deduce that. It's still crinkled up on one end and has a detectable red streak all along the edge of one side. The coke machine wanted no part of that thing.

Dude. If you're going to roll up a bill and jam it into your skeezy nostril, just go ahead and take it out of circulation.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:37 am to
I always use 20's.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:37 am to
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Dude. If you're going to roll up a bill and jam it into your skeezy nostril, just go ahead and take it out of circulation.


must be an OT baller to be getting my G-notes as change!
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72942 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:38 am to
I always lick those bills clean
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59498 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:38 am to
Sorry about that.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12125 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:38 am to
It is a federal crime to purposely destroy money/currency.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57218 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:38 am to
quote:

coke straw dollar




Lightweight!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:40 am to
paying w cash is trashy
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:41 am to
I read an article once that claimed that over 50% of bills higher than 20's had traces of cocaine on them. I forget how they concluded that.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

I always use 20's.

10s are better. less circulated
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32790 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:44 am to
90% of all US currency has been, at some point, someone's coke straw. Fact.
This post was edited on 11/4/19 at 9:45 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56331 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:50 am to
quote:

paying w cash is trashy

Yes, all of our purchases should be tracked and cataloged electronically. That's the super not trashy thing to do.

Do coke guys take plastic now?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:00 am to
Venmo
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:15 am to
I'd like my dollar back if youd be so kind
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4882 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:18 am to
plebeians, true aficionados only use 100 bills.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:20 am to
Been downvoted on this board for saying cocaine is disgusting and I don't miss doing it, at all.

Cocaine is disgusting and I don't miss doing it, at all.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:22 am to
quote:


Do coke guys take plastic now?



Pssh. Venmo and Zelle.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:23 am to
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Been downvoted on this board for saying cocaine is disgusting and I don't miss doing it, at all.

Cocaine is disgusting and I don't miss doing it, at all.


Keep telling yourself that, even though you need to go make poopies now.
This post was edited on 11/4/19 at 10:26 am
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90598 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 12:40 pm to
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The coke machine wanted no part of that thing.


Sounds like it’s already been in a coke machine
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