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Anybody else’s SO have to come into the bathroom while your occupying it?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:01 pm
My fiancé just has to come in for something. The dirty laundry, water from the sink, etc. She almost caught me mid-wipe today. What gives? I don’t walk in on her.
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Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:02 pm to finchmeister08
She’s trying to tell you she wants to eat your arse
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:03 pm to finchmeister08
Lock the door.
/thread
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Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:04 pm to Horsemeat
quote:
Lock the door.
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What a ridiculous...ly logical suggestion
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:05 pm to Horsemeat
Will do.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:07 pm to finchmeister08
I don’t shite in peace anymore. Wife is ALWAYS coming in.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:11 pm to finchmeister08
Do you people not have a master with a toilet closet?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:16 pm to finchmeister08
Wait until you have children, then you'll see fingers under the door.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:28 pm to finchmeister08
they are all super paranoid you might be spanking the monkey and they want to be sure its not a picture of anyone but her
they are serious fricked in the head when it comes to us getting relief without THEM yet will have their own sex toys we arent supposed to be noticing at all
they are serious fricked in the head when it comes to us getting relief without THEM yet will have their own sex toys we arent supposed to be noticing at all
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:31 pm to finchmeister08
quote:
My fiancé
You’re engaged to a man?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:31 pm to finchmeister08
Granny had a two seat out house. Never was a problem there. You just need to add another seat.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:26 am to finchmeister08
Comments that’ll keep her from returning:
When did we eat corn?
Look! That one’s shaped like a banana!
Hand me the Vaseline. I’ve got one sideways at the bomb bay door.
When did we eat corn?
Look! That one’s shaped like a banana!
Hand me the Vaseline. I’ve got one sideways at the bomb bay door.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:36 am to finchmeister08
No, fricking pets.
We apparently have instituted a no-alone zone in the bathroom. If you try to break the no-alone pact by using a door, you will be treated to paws trying to get at you under the door while you're trying to take your shite in peace.
We apparently have instituted a no-alone zone in the bathroom. If you try to break the no-alone pact by using a door, you will be treated to paws trying to get at you under the door while you're trying to take your shite in peace.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:38 am to finchmeister08
You're*
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:40 am to finchmeister08
No that is weird.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:02 am to finchmeister08
Better dump her now. If she cant even give you a few minutes of privacy to take a shite she must be controlling or just mental.
Or as someone else said, just lock the damn door, problem solved.
Or as someone else said, just lock the damn door, problem solved.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:05 am to finchmeister08
It's all down hill from there baw. Get a lock for the bathroom door.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:37 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
We apparently have instituted a no-alone zone in the bathroom. If you try to break the no-alone pact by using a door, you will be treated to paws trying to get at you under the door while you're trying to take your shite in peace
I have a cat that has the unique ability to bat on the door with a perfect frequency to make it sound like it's about to rattle off the hinges.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:50 am to finchmeister08
She’s trying to tell you she wants you to shite on her chest
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:34 am to finchmeister08
Every place I’ve ever lived has a lock on the bathroom door. Does your bathroom door have a lock? Does your girlfriend speak English? What does she say when you tell her you don’t want her in there while you’re taking a dump?
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 4:36 am
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