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Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:37 pm to Jtigers99
Had a friend that did it. It worked a few times.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:41 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:Those same men let themselves gain 40 pounds, stop being spontaneous and stop romancing their wife to make them feel special. They do all that then wonder why they don't get laid as often. Then they scream "My wife won't blow me anymore! frick marriage there's no sex anymore!!!"
Millions of married men that wear rings will tell you that they get a whole lot less strange with the ring than they did without it.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Those same men let themselves gain 40 pounds, stop being spontaneous and stop romancing their wife to make them feel special. They do all that then wonder why they don't get laid as often. Then they scream "My wife won't blow me anymore! frick marriage there's no sex anymore!!!"
Exactly.
I'm 8 years into my marriage with a two year old, and we're having some of the best sex of our relationship.
74% of American adult males are overweight or obese. I'm sure their wives are just jumping into bed for sex with someone who spends more time farting and burping than thinking of ways to be romantic.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:49 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Those same men let themselves gain 40 pounds, stop being spontaneous and stop romancing their wife to make them feel special. They do all that then wonder why they don't get laid as often. Then they scream "My wife won't blow me anymore! frick marriage there's no sex anymore!!!"
You seem to have missed a key word in my post.
quote:
they get a whole lot less strange
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:51 pm to StringedInstruments
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I'm 8 years into my marriage with a two year old, and we're having some of the best sex of our relationship.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:57 pm to WG_Dawg
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So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's frick
C). My wife died in tragic hang gliding accident.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 3:57 pm to Tactical1
quote:My cock works even better on tadalafil...thanks lsu480...
Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.”
Posted on 8/28/15 at 4:08 pm to Jtigers99
Since when has being a sleazy cheater been attractive?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 4:27 pm to sjmabry
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My cock works even better on tadalafil...thanks lsu480...
Posted on 8/28/15 at 4:31 pm to WG_Dawg
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So let's say you hit it off with a girl at the bar, at the end do you say a)my wife? Oh, she's cool with it. She won't mind if we hook up, or b)actually....I was lying the whole time. I'm single! Let's fri
Look away and then down and say, softly "she's not with us anymore."
Techically not a lie
Posted on 8/28/15 at 5:50 pm to StringedInstruments
Ehhhhh, I've been married 3 years. I'm in a size smaller pants than when we met, workout more than I ever did in college, and otherwise am pretty much the same. Sex still decreased. Some women just don't want it that badly. And then when they know they've got their hooks in your savings account so you aren't straying, they realize they don't have to give it up as much. Then you become a once a week type of couple and you just have to resist the urges to kill yourself since your life is pretty much over 
Posted on 8/28/15 at 7:11 pm to Jtigers99
My wife died and I still wear mine in her honor.
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 7:37 pm to Jtigers99
I'm married and I don't wear a ring. I guess my fingers aren't a fan. I get a ring of irritation after about a week.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 7:38 pm to N2cars
I dont wear a ring either.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 8:22 pm to Yewkindewit
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My wife died and I still wear mine in her honor.
This. Wife recently died, Etc.
Or just break it out when out of town and say you are on a business trip.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 10:17 pm to SG_Geaux
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It let's them know that you are likely a good provider and partner since you were worthy of being chosen by another.
Does it really say that much? The majority of people get married. I've met some weird arse dudes who were married.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:42 pm to JBeam
As opposed to those Swedish men Emil pulls
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:52 pm to Chad504boy
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maybe you are just so super irresistible regardless of wearing a ring or not.
It's probably the ring. When I lived in BR I knew a guy who got engaged and bought a ring for himself. He thought it would signal him as off limits. He ended up getting more offers.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:29 pm to Jtigers99
some day I want to wear it on my right hand and tell chicks my wife was killed by a drunk driver a year ago and see what happens. My wife says bad idea. 
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