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Any of you military guys have any good stories?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:15 pm
Either just crazy stuff that happened or funny or who knows what, just good stories of stuff that happened while you were serving.
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Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah baw. I only tell them to people who also served though.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:18 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Was it during your pilot days in Nam?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:21 pm to CaptainsWafer
quote:
Was it during your pilot days in Nam?
Afghanistan, but close
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:28 pm to DavidTheGnome
I just joined the Space Force and the Article 15 NJP that I received was pretty rough. Better than extra duty though.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:29 pm to DavidTheGnome
I served
She met Jody
Now I hardly get to see my kids, and she gets half
The end.
She met Jody
Now I hardly get to see my kids, and she gets half
The end.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:30 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
I had smoked weed for the first time since joining the USAF one weekend when the next week at work my first sergeant comes in and gets me to "go for a walk". As we head outside, he tells me we need to go to the OSI (Office of Special Investigations) office being they have some questions to ask me.
I was flipping the frick out but had to maintain my cool. Get to OSI and there are two plain-clothed agents who immediately read me my rights. First question comes out, and it's not about weed, but rather about my damn roommate and the fake military IDs he was making.
I was incredibly relieved and didn't hesitate to throw the motherfricker under the bus. Apparently, he'd sold one to someone in another dorm who reported him. When I returned to my dorm after work that day, it was being ransacked by OSI. They found his heating element, pages with numbers printed and clipped out, lamination sheets, etc.
He ended up working 15 hour days, 6 days a week, at the base's sewage plant as a reward. But at least I wasn't busted for smoking some weed!
I was flipping the frick out but had to maintain my cool. Get to OSI and there are two plain-clothed agents who immediately read me my rights. First question comes out, and it's not about weed, but rather about my damn roommate and the fake military IDs he was making.
I was incredibly relieved and didn't hesitate to throw the motherfricker under the bus. Apparently, he'd sold one to someone in another dorm who reported him. When I returned to my dorm after work that day, it was being ransacked by OSI. They found his heating element, pages with numbers printed and clipped out, lamination sheets, etc.
He ended up working 15 hour days, 6 days a week, at the base's sewage plant as a reward. But at least I wasn't busted for smoking some weed!
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
I have one about the day I got out of the Marine Corps.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:34 pm to mmmmmbeeer
quote:
the fake military IDs he was making.
Was this for purchasing alcohol or what do you do with a fake military ID?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:34 pm to BRgetthenet
I have plenty. If you never served you won't get it.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:37 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Was this for purchasing alcohol or what do you do with a fake military ID?
Yes, alcohol.
This was mid-90's so there were no holograms or anything fancy on the IDs. He would just change the last digit in the birth year and re-laminate. He did a great job on them but sold to the wrong person.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
what do you do with a fake military ID?
Board a plane before everyone else
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yep...i have many
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:42 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:Get 10% off at Home Depot.
what do you do with a fake military ID?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yeah, never date/marry a female officer
I've never seen more infidelity in my life than in the military
I've never seen more infidelity in my life than in the military
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:53 pm to mmmmmbeeer
To piggyback off of what he just said...
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:54 pm to IceTiger
quote:
Yep...i have many
So share em with us
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:54 pm to DavidTheGnome
Not today OSI
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:55 pm to DavidTheGnome
Cucked some dude named DavidtheGnome on a weekend pass
Posted on 12/15/19 at 6:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:This guy from our neighborhood went in to the Marines and became quite a marksman.
Either just crazy stuff that happened
He came back and blew part of JFK’s head off.
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