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re: Any of you military guys have any good stories?
Posted on 12/15/19 at 7:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 12/15/19 at 7:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:Sleeping peacefully in my tent. A tank retriever ran over the corner that night.
Any of you military guys have any good stories?
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Posted on 12/15/19 at 7:59 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yes!
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:03 pm to DavidTheGnome
saw a pic of iraq once in grade school
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:06 pm to TheOcean
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Yeah, never date/marry a female officer
I've never seen more infidelity in my life than in the military
Truth. Last deployment a female 1st LT and SrA were hooking up and never tried to hide it. They were from the same stateside base and she was married to another AF officer. Although two unit CCs were aware of the issue neither addressed it.
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:07 pm to DavidTheGnome
I never joined the military but I really used to love sharing videoa of mentally ill stolen valor fakers getting busted by military members back when that was popular.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:16 pm to greenbean
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Truth. Last deployment a female 1st LT and SrA were hooking up and never tried to hide it. There were from the same stateside base and she was married to another AF officer. Although two unit CCs were aware of the issue neither addressed it.
The bars around military installations are the fricking worst. You usually can tell who is a military spouse and can steer clear but those bitches sure do make it difficult to tell sometimes.
I remember this hottie came up to me on the dancefloor and was all on my shite, like immediately. I thought she was a local because based on her accent and age but, nope, the bitch had the nerve to tell me her husband was deployed and she wanted to frick. Proudly pushed the dumbass away. Someone else can be responsible for wrecking that marriage...I ain't the one.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:26 pm to Redbone
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Sleeping peacefully in my tent. A tank retriever ran over the corner that night.
When those tracked bastards were running around at night I would always sleep in between Humvees.
In 1992 my reserve unit was doing our AT at Ft. Jackson and on the last night I got wasted in the O club. The next morning my platoon SGT woke me up and they had torn the whole camp down including my tent while I slpet it was just me in my piss soaked sleeping bag on a cot in the middle of a field. After I got up put on dirty but dry BDUs I noticed I had a number written on the back of my left hand. I ask one of the other LTs what it was, it was the number of the bartender from the night before. She turned out to be a hot co-ed at USC and her father was a Lt Colonel on the base. I dated her on and off through law school making the 3-hour drive from Durham to Columbia most weekends.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:33 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yep
But it's kinda like the Vegas saying, those dont get told
But it's kinda like the Vegas saying, those dont get told
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:49 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Either just crazy stuff that happened or funny or who knows what, just good stories of stuff that happened while you were serving.
Try reddit
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
I could tell you. But then I’d have to kill you.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 8:57 pm to Obtuse1
Great story.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 9:01 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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I thought she was a local because based on her accent and age but, nope, the bitch had the nerve to tell me her husband was deployed and she wanted to frick. Proudly pushed the dumbass away. Someone else can be responsible for wrecking that marriage...I ain't the one.
Meh, she's going to be responsible for wrecking it. If it wasn't you it was going to be someone else.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 9:31 pm to DavidTheGnome
Had a bunkmate in basic that was crazy and suicidal. I made the decision to be friendly with him so he didn't kill me in my sleep. 
Forgot what it's called but you know that game where you spin around with your head on a baseball bat? Well, he did it with the barrel of a loaded M16 at a range. I've watched a lot of football and I never seen someone get tackled as hard as our drill sergeant tackled his weird arse.
Also have lots of crazy sex stories in very random places but that's probably not all that interesting.
Forgot what it's called but you know that game where you spin around with your head on a baseball bat? Well, he did it with the barrel of a loaded M16 at a range. I've watched a lot of football and I never seen someone get tackled as hard as our drill sergeant tackled his weird arse.
Also have lots of crazy sex stories in very random places but that's probably not all that interesting.
This post was edited on 12/15/19 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:25 pm to OleWarSkuleAlum
Show us a picture of your high priced jet and we will listen to your veteran stories. : 
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
I was sent deep into the Cambodian jungle to neutralize a US Army Colonel that had gone insane.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:44 pm to DavidTheGnome
I used to share war stories with LucasP all the time. Thanks for taking that away from me.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
Four floors of whores in Singapore
Was drunk and got in the ring with a Thai kick boxer in Thailand. Came to my senses and bailed when dude looked in my eyes. Had to give up $150 US
My boys and I rented nearly a whole floor at the Sheraton in Thailand. Navy gals, local gals and tourist gals. It was lengedary!!
Not good but a dude from my carrier group, 3rd fleet had to be left in Thailand cause of some shyt he caught from sex
Also not good but a shipmate attempted suicide and jumped overboard. Emergency crew recovered him but he managed to jump from the rescue plane and never found.
On a visit to Korea we bought plastic bb semi auto air guns and had war on the ship during the wee hours
Lots more but I’m drunk and folks are bothering me
Was drunk and got in the ring with a Thai kick boxer in Thailand. Came to my senses and bailed when dude looked in my eyes. Had to give up $150 US
My boys and I rented nearly a whole floor at the Sheraton in Thailand. Navy gals, local gals and tourist gals. It was lengedary!!
Not good but a dude from my carrier group, 3rd fleet had to be left in Thailand cause of some shyt he caught from sex
Also not good but a shipmate attempted suicide and jumped overboard. Emergency crew recovered him but he managed to jump from the rescue plane and never found.
On a visit to Korea we bought plastic bb semi auto air guns and had war on the ship during the wee hours
Lots more but I’m drunk and folks are bothering me
Posted on 12/15/19 at 10:55 pm to TheOcean
quote:
never date/marry a female officer
I guess she unloads too many weapons.
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
On my way to Da Nang met the luckiest man to serve. Going to his first ever patrol..jumped off the Huey, broke his leg, several men jumped on it, with bone sticking out, two soldiers put him back in the Huey, going home
About 5 minutes on the ground
About 5 minutes on the ground
Posted on 12/15/19 at 11:09 pm to namvet6566
Holy shite that is a good story.
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