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Any of you baws ever get protected and/or served by JP Sheriff Steven Seagal?
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:49 pm
Surely at some point in his 20 year career as a reserve Sheriff's Deputy in Jefferson Parish he busted at least one of you tweakers?
If anybody in Hollywood is trustworthy, it's Steven Seagal. So if Steven Seagal says he secretly worked 20 years in law enforcement between filming movies, then goddamnit I'm going to believe Steven Seagal.
Btw, anybody not familiar with how his law enforcement "careers" in both Louisiana and Arizona ended, do yourself a favor and look up those stories. It's magnificent what a POS this dude is
If anybody in Hollywood is trustworthy, it's Steven Seagal. So if Steven Seagal says he secretly worked 20 years in law enforcement between filming movies, then goddamnit I'm going to believe Steven Seagal.
Btw, anybody not familiar with how his law enforcement "careers" in both Louisiana and Arizona ended, do yourself a favor and look up those stories. It's magnificent what a POS this dude is
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Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:50 pm to BowlJackson
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do yourself a favor and look up those stories. It's magnificent what a POS this dude is
Nah frick that. You brought him up. Spill.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:51 pm to BowlJackson
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anybody not familiar with how his law enforcement "careers" in both Louisiana and Arizona ended
Stevey the Sensei was karate chopping his Azian loves
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:52 pm to BowlJackson
Steven Segal can eat my arse. Putin's lapdog is a soft POS.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:53 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:54 pm to BowlJackson
Doesn’t he live in a Russian dojo or something ridiculous
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:55 pm to BowlJackson
His activities, if memory serves, were largely confined to the West Bank.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:59 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 3/30/21 at 7:59 pm to BowlJackson
I know a guy originally from Louisiana who's a lawyer in Los Angeles. He does some entertaiment law once in a while and has done work for Jackson Browne and Seagal, who also know each other. One time he mentioned to Seagal a party Jackson Browne was giving, to which Seagal hadn't been invited. He said it was like the Seinfeld episode with Crazy Joe Davola. He later learned that Seagal sent back a guitar Jackson Browne had given him.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:01 pm to Breauxsif
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Breauxsif
Aikido is no joke bro. A master like Seagal would absolutely wreck MMA bums
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:02 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:06 pm to upgrayedd
He looks more like Sobchak
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:07 pm to PiscesTiger
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Nah frick that. You brought him up. Spill.
While he was in Louisiana filming his reality show he held a woman captive as a sex slave for over a week. Got fired as a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Deputy
Took his reality show shtick to Maricopa County in Arizona, where he lead a raid on the property of a man accused of cockfighting. In the process of serving a warrant for animal cruelty, Seagal drives a tank over than man's chicken coops killing hundreds of chickens, and the man's puppy ended up shot dead. Oh, and the man turned out to be innocent
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:08 pm to BowlJackson
His show about being a cop in JP was awesome. Zen-sense!
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Seagal's brain must have been running on empty to send back a Jackson Browne guitar.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:13 pm to BowlJackson
I got busted for tweaking in Jefferson Parish in 1997
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:19 pm to Mr Clean
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I got busted for tweaking in Jefferson Parish in 1997
What the frick?
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:24 pm to BowlJackson
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Aikido is no joke bro
That was the defensive tactic system that was taught in the first law enforcement academy I attended back in the late 90s. Done properly, you can defeat just about anybody in hand-to-hand combat. It takes proper training AND calm nerves.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:29 pm to BowlJackson
I loved that show where his eyes would glow yellow when he drove past a Criminal.
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