Any limo/Uber/Lyft drivers on here? Tell us about a fun trip.

Friend of my parents has been retired for sometime, but after his wife died last year he really didn’t have much going on so he got a part-time job as a limo driver (a large Escalade) in Dallas.

He was telling my parents that within the first two weeks, he’d already seen:

-a young lady watching porn with the volume turned all the way up
-very seldom do guests come outside to get into the Limo when they are scheduled to get picked up, avg wait time outside is 30 minutes
-a guy promising his mistress that he was going to leave his wife and then begging his mistress not to call his wife and spill the beans
-people doing drugs in the backseat mostly smoking weed but a few people doing coke
-people asking him if he could score drugs or escorts for them

He’s in his mid 70s, so you can imagine his poor mind trying to comprehend what all of us younger people are doing with our lives.

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