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Any limo/Uber/Lyft drivers on here? Tell us about a fun trip.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 6/14/26 at 7:39 pm
Friend of my parents has been retired for sometime, but after his wife died last year he really didn’t have much going on so he got a part-time job as a limo driver (a large Escalade) in Dallas.
He was telling my parents that within the first two weeks, he’d already seen:
-a young lady watching porn with the volume turned all the way up
-very seldom do guests come outside to get into the Limo when they are scheduled to get picked up, avg wait time outside is 30 minutes
-a guy promising his mistress that he was going to leave his wife and then begging his mistress not to call his wife and spill the beans
-people doing drugs in the backseat mostly smoking weed but a few people doing coke
-people asking him if he could score drugs or escorts for them
He’s in his mid 70s, so you can imagine his poor mind trying to comprehend what all of us younger people are doing with our lives.
Tell us your stories.
He was telling my parents that within the first two weeks, he’d already seen:
-a young lady watching porn with the volume turned all the way up
-very seldom do guests come outside to get into the Limo when they are scheduled to get picked up, avg wait time outside is 30 minutes
-a guy promising his mistress that he was going to leave his wife and then begging his mistress not to call his wife and spill the beans
-people doing drugs in the backseat mostly smoking weed but a few people doing coke
-people asking him if he could score drugs or escorts for them
He’s in his mid 70s, so you can imagine his poor mind trying to comprehend what all of us younger people are doing with our lives.
Tell us your stories.
This post was edited on 6/14/26 at 7:44 pm
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Posted on 6/15/26 at 1:12 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
A woman once showed me her vagine.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 1:22 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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-a young lady watching porn with the volume turned all the way up
Did she look good?
Posted on 6/15/26 at 5:36 am to RajFromBengaliLand
quote:Bobs would be nicely to see to
A woman once showed me her vagine.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 6:05 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He needs a different job
Posted on 6/15/26 at 6:41 am to soccerfüt
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Bobs would be nicely to see to
No, but Tom would be.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 7:16 am to shutterspeed
That would have been nice for us perverts on here, but that old man was probably wanting to get her out of the car ASAP
Posted on 6/15/26 at 8:40 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I’m not a driver but a driver told me story a few weeks back which I found pretty amazing. She picked up a wasted/passed out kid from Alabama when they played us last in Baton Rouge. When he finally was able to get in he promptly passed out and his uber trip was set to home which in his case was Tuscaloosa. And ya she brought him for however many hundreds it cost. Poor fella must have been a bit surprised upon waking up.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:14 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Did Uber/Lyft for cash flow in between jobs in 2019.
I picked up Mike Bobo (current UGA offensive coordinator for those who don't know) from Hal's Steakhouse in Buckhead. He was HC at Colorado State at the time. Was drunk as a skunk. I had no idea who he was until he told me. We got to talking about football and I mentioned that I couldn't stand Kirby Smart because he always beat our arse. He whips out his phone and calls Kirby and has me talk to him. (they were teammates in college and are best friends). Pretty cool experience. Kirby was actually pretty funny.
I picked up Mike Bobo (current UGA offensive coordinator for those who don't know) from Hal's Steakhouse in Buckhead. He was HC at Colorado State at the time. Was drunk as a skunk. I had no idea who he was until he told me. We got to talking about football and I mentioned that I couldn't stand Kirby Smart because he always beat our arse. He whips out his phone and calls Kirby and has me talk to him. (they were teammates in college and are best friends). Pretty cool experience. Kirby was actually pretty funny.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:24 am to bott18240
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for however many hundreds it cost. Poor fella
My buddy and his wife were in a bar in BR recently and a college aged girl was in there drunk as hell alone and the vultures were circling.
Buddy's wife makes him help her get the girl outside and wife calls the girl an Uber on my buddys phone / account. They get the girls address off her drivers license and send her home. They monitor the ride and make sure she gets there. They go to bed feeling good about themselves.
Buddy wakes up next morning to a $250 "cleaning fee" from the chick puking in the Uber. He tried to call Uber but they basically said tough shite. You called, you put her in the car, she puked all over the seat, on you buddy.
And THIS is what happens when you try to do the right thing.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 10:54 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Mike Bobo
He played little league with my BiL, and they grew up in the same town.
Granted, my BiL is a Florida fan, but he has a severe dislike for Bobo that is quite personal.
Posted on 6/15/26 at 11:16 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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very seldom do guests come outside to get into the Limo when they are scheduled to get picked up, avg wait time outside is 30 minutes
He took his tall tale too far here.
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