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re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?

Posted on 3/7/16 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by Kreweofwayne
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
153 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 3:49 pm to
Bubba, I would share your experiences with your neighbor’s ex-husband. He should know what kind of crazy you are dealing with and what his children are being exposed to. This may help him get his kids into a healthier home.

I would also look into having your neighbor committed for 72 hours when she’s having an episode. I believe you call the coroner to have someone committed and your video evidence would be very helpful in making this happen.

Lastly, I would sue her over the dang tree. What an evil person to cut your shared oak just to be mean to her neighbor.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
34877 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 3:59 pm to
Am I the only one that wishes my neighbor was like this? I would love to make her life a living hell. My neighbors are always friendly.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:01 pm to
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Yeah, of all the things in the OP the only thing where I had sympathy for the crazy neighbor was the tree trimming. Big trees littering and obstructing parts of your lawn is not very neighborly either.
Not sure you really understand the situation. The tree started life 140 years ago. It perfectly bisects the property line. We both have ownership of the tree and the law in Texas states that when you have adjacent ownership of a tree (meaning the tree lives on both properties) then both parties have a the right and responsibility to trim any of the limbs that overhang their property, UNLESS by doing so can cause potential damage to the health and stability of the tree.

LINK

Like I said previously, she should have hired an arborist to say what could be cut safely instead of just whacking off one-half of the tree. This is a pretty good example of the size of the tree.



Now imagine how it would look if you whacked off everything from one side of that tree in a straight line down to the trunk. Got it? That's what she did. If you still sympathize with her for that, well, I suppose we'll just think differently on this matter.
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:05 pm to
Visit the services of the nearest baptist church this Sunday. Fill out a visitors form for the offering plate with her info. Check "I want a visit" and drop in the offering plate. Enjoy the watching the events unfold the following Tuesday night.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:05 pm to
someone was married to, and had kids with her?

damn nature you scurry.

Posted by ConservativeBamaFan
Tuscaloosa Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
1383 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:06 pm to
Stay cool. Don't loose your temper. Document everything like the guys say. Take photos of her on the ladder. After you have your ducks in a row go to cops and tell them you feel like your family is at risk.....
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
34877 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:08 pm to
frick calling the cops. He needs to make her life miserable and film everything and put it on youtube. frick her.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
26356 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:15 pm to
Have you walked over to her house, knocked on her door and ask to sit down face to face and work through the issues? Ask her why she is so angry at you? Ask her if her life would be better with a true neighbor rather that an adversary that happens to live next door to her?

In short “WWDTD” (What would Donald Trump Do?) He would negotiate a fantastic deal with her.


























If not, build a WALL and make her pay for it!!!
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5730 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:23 pm to
Hook her up with my psychotic male neighbor. Maybe they'll move in together and at least one of us will get some peace.

Of course I have fun antagonizing mine from time to time when the opportunity is right.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75154 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:31 pm to
I thought the fence couldn't be higher than 6' and she fussed at you for it but installed a taller one?

Why don't the police get stern with her for wasting their time on those call outs. Isn't there a law regarding that?

Put up a camera, hunting or otherwise to record her bizarreness.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117577 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:33 pm to
Do something to show that bitch you are crazier than her & do something that will scare her into stopping her crazy bullshite.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75154 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:33 pm to
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Have you walked over to her house, knocked on her door and ask to sit down face to face and work through the issues?


I wouldn't set foot on her property. She's unhinged. Who knows what she will accuse him of?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:33 pm to
What she resents the most is that she doesn't have another neighbor on the other side of her to harass. The one who lives behind her, Bill, for the sake of writing, has talked to me about his dealings with her. She has called the police on them multiples of times because they are sit out on their patio at night "past 10:00 with music on and swimming, making noises." Bill hates her vehemently.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:33 pm to
1) Video her crazy rants.
2) Post to YouTube
C) Profit

Or burn her house down.

And definitely sneak into her back yard when she isn't home and pee in her pool.

You should probably also launch some dog turds into her pool at night. Collect from someone else's dog that either has much bigger or smaller turds than yours, for deniability.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49086 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:34 pm to
Beat the hell out of her.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
105473 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:41 pm to
Go to police. File a restraining order. Documents to everything. Video her next time. Call in her ex as a witness.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Do something to show that bitch you are crazier than her & do something that will scare her into stopping her crazy bullshite.
You mean like this?

Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:43 pm to
My sister and brother in law had a horrible experience with their certifiable nut job neighbor. I will spare you all the details but the only thing that stopped her was taking her arse to court and suing for harrassment and mental anguish. After the judge saw all the evidence, including stack of police reports from when she called the cops numerous times, the judge ruled against her in the tune of several thousand dollars. That shut the bitch up quick. She has been as quiet as a church mouse since then.
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
12014 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:45 pm to
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If not, build a WALL and make her pay for it!!!


Did you miss the part where he DID make her pay for it?
Posted by TigerInTally
Tallahassee, FL
Member since Feb 2005
80 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 4:56 pm to
Wow... She's a treat.

about 3:30 AM on a moonless night, spray her front yard with roundup, wait a week then start bitching at her about her dead lawn. Turn her into the HOA and demand she does something about it immediatly.
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