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re: Any 90's kids remember watching the scrambled premium cable channels

Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:56 pm to
My personal favorite was when this would come on Showtime late at night
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6772 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:58 pm to


I see a breast, right there! Ya see it?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:59 pm to
We had one of those big satellite dishes. I discovered that if you switched to the porn channel and held the volume down arrow, the volume icon would stay on and you could watch the channel. I’d hold the remote with my left and my pecker with the right. Made it complicated when I had to zip up real quick.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33937 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:11 pm to
We had one of those in Vegas as well. My brothers had all thr Mexican porn channels written down. The damn motors were loud so they always worried about waking up our parents
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11502 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:11 pm to
I shared a hotel room with the pastor that was officiating over an out of town wedding in my teens... he was watching the scrambled channel... WTF.

And yeah, everybody tried at least once.
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
14865 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:15 pm to
Late night Skinamx Italian movies with subtitles.

Hair pie!
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3896 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 11:40 pm to
I saw a few purple or green nipples back in the mid to late 90's
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 6/6/21 at 12:09 am to
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Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 1:06 am to
Getting home early to break into your friends dad's bedroom to steal some pages out his old playboys.
I had one friend who had an uncle with the really dirty stuff. After that playboys weren't enough. Also had this 80s vhs porn we would watch to laugh at.
Still quote the opening line among friend's who remember. "Hey ladies, I'm looking for a place to park my peter"
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 1:11 am to
Was it just me, or were there mysteriously regular finds of old beat up playboys on the side of the road while riding bikes?

I guess it could've just been Divine Intervention. Like 6 times.
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8851 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 2:03 am to
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Was it just me, or were there mysteriously regular finds of old beat up playboys on the side of the road while riding bikes?

I guess it could've just been Divine Intervention. Like 6 times.


Me and all my neighborhood buddies could seek out playboys and penthouses like bloodhounds, and yes I remember sometimes finding random ones in unexpected places.

We would collect them all and put in a secret stash in the woods inside a large black garbage bag.

The rule was they needed to stay there. If someone wanted to shake hands with the milkman, you would have to take care of it right there at the spot and not move the mags.
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 2:05 am
Posted by the turnip
Parts unknownw
Member since Jun 2021
103 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 2:39 am to
Yes I saw your mom
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10132 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 2:41 am to
quote:

Was it just me, or were there mysteriously regular finds of old beat up playboys on the side of the road while riding bikes?

I guess it could've just been Divine Intervention. Like 6 times.


yes

that PNC (Post-Nut-Clarity) was just too much for some that they felt the need to throw a perfectly good Playboy Magazine out the window
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 2:50 am to
Immediately post-nut: "Why did I just do that, was it really that necessary?" Brings mag with him to Circle K to get a coke, throws mag out on way out of pure disgust, immediately regrets it, buys newer better mag while at Circle K.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8371 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 4:17 am to
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Start the day off right with 20 Minute Workout


They had some talent when they first started.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4307 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 5:43 am to
Yep. Watch some scrambled Spice channel while I snapped my carrot (I believe it was channel 52 in New Orleans LOL), then catch the Time Life Sounds of the 70's infomercial. Ahhh the 90's...what a great time!
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7579 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 5:56 am to
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We would collect them all and put in a secret stash in the woods inside a large black garbage bag.


As 13-14 kids, we would scour those woods looking for that stash.
Every so often you would find a waterlogged penthouse and think it was treasure.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16865 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 6:00 am to
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My personal favorite was when this would come on Showtime late at night


We didn’t have showtime but every now and then showtime or Cinemax would offer a free weekend to lure in new customers. I would wait till everyone is asleep and sneak out to the living room to turn on that Zenith wood TV, hoping an R rated movie with some skins.

Someone ITT said he grew up with internet porn. Sure, it’s easy and convenient but there’s no thrill/excitement of the hunt.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 6:01 am to
Skinemax
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8371 posts
Posted on 6/6/21 at 6:21 am to
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Someone ITT said he grew up with internet porn. Sure, it’s easy and convenient but there’s no thrill/excitement of the hunt.
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Nothing like trying to peel the pages open on a wet Penthouse magazine that you stashed in a log in the woods.

And then the page would tear right at the pussy.
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