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re: Annual reminder that you suck at giving gifts

Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:13 pm to
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:13 pm to
you two sound absolutely miserable.. can't stand people like y'all
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:54 pm to
what, specifically do you find at issue?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:04 pm to
I keep a running list in my phone the entire year of things she says she likes or wants. Usually around 30 things by years end. Then I pick 3 or 4 of the best.

I’m an awesome gift giver.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:04 pm to
Your schtick would be better if you made every single post about the Bills, and never responded to anyone. You blew it.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61581 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:06 pm to
I’m glad my family doesn’t do gifts
It’s an all around waste for adults
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:13 pm to
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you two sound absolutely miserable.. can't stand people like y'all


Coming from you, I take that as a compliment. You’re the fricking worst.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:25 pm to
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just stop giving everyone gifts. Seriously.

My wife and I are only getting gifts for each other this year.


Gotta go with Perfect on this one. What kind of selfish, self centered secular pricks don’t give gifts? It’s not about you. Or the gift you give. It’s about the idea of giving to others to let them know you appreciate them.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61581 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:37 pm to
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What kind of selfish, self centered secular pricks don’t give gifts? It’s not about you. Or the gift you give. It’s about the idea of giving to others to let them know you appreciate them.
aren’t you one of those people who is never having kids?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:57 pm to
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What kind of selfish, self centered secular pricks don’t give gifts? It’s not about you. Or the gift you give. It’s about the idea of giving to others to let them know you appreciate them

a. if you force this with some associated date/societal norm, then you completely lose this argument

b. if you read OP, then you would see that cash is the most economically efficient gift, but if that isn't acceptable, you ask somebody what they want. being a good guesser doesn't make you more appreciative of the putative recipient
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13680 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:59 pm to
I usually make people gifts.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:00 pm to
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I usually make people gifts.

100% acceptable
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173728 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:01 pm to
I missed mikey tbh
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13680 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:01 pm to
Great. If you run into buttocksnclarse, he will have a book and possibly a handmade ornament bookmarked for you.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14079 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:12 pm to
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Or just stop giving everyone gifts. Seriously.



Oh lord, yet another tradition tossed out in the trash can cause it's "just too hard to get it right Gman". Jeezuz X, the pansies are will cry about fricking ANYTHING. .
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:17 pm to
This is pretty spot on.

My side of the family just straight up tells each other what to buy. "I need a new chef's knife" and I go and buy them a chef's knife. No surprises. And my Dad just gives me a check for $1k every year.

My SO and I do not exchange gifts for any occasions. But we buy each other random stuff all the time and sometimes one of us will get something for Christmas or birthday if it is coincidental we were going to get the item anyway.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61581 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:21 pm to
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Oh lord, yet another tradition tossed out in the trash can cause it's "just too hard to get it right Gman". Jeezuz X, the pansies are will cry about fricking ANYTHING. .
you’re the only one crying
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3084 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:23 pm to


No way I'm having 4 kids with that skank. One...maybe. I mean we've all been there, but 4? Oh hell naw.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52887 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:24 pm to
That kid’s haircut is hilarious
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3084 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:25 pm to
Mom's dysfunctional hair dresser sister probably cut it.

ETA: Pretty sure oldest girl is mixed. Dad looks like he's 1 step away from Ginger.
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83168 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:26 pm to
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Mom got upset because she already bought us the cheaper roomba and now one of us has to deal with returning it


My mom is famous for buying a cheaper knock-off version of what you want

When my best friend was getting married, she registered a Staub dutch oven. My mom tried to convince me to get her a Pioneer Woman one (with a freakin butterfly on it) from WalMart. She could not understand how that was insulting.

And dutch ovens weigh a ton. Like my friend would want to deal with a Baton Rouge Walmart customer service desk trying to return it.

We have some people in our lives who we appreciate their willingness to give, but it gets to a point where it is super wasteful. Like... entire sets of new kitchen pots in some random material I'd never buy. That is a pain to have to get rid of.
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