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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:55 pm to 225Tyga
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:55 pm to 225Tyga
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Curious, what are some of the more aggravating things that your better half does that drives you insane now that you two live together.
She will only poop at home when nobody is there. When we are on vacation, those bowls are backed up and tighter than a freshly made tourniquet.
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:55 pm to 225Tyga
"Who's texting you?" Every time my phone vibrates.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:57 pm to High C
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"Who's texting you?" Every time my phone vibrates.
She is projecting. This means she is cheating on you.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:59 pm to facher08
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I survived 5 years on my own without her, but apparently I didn't know how to wash clothes, load the dishwasher, or perform pretty much any other household task. I'm so glad I didn't end up marrying that
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:59 pm to whoisnickdoobs
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Mine puts in on the roll backwards. Also doesn't squeeze the toothpaste from back to front.
She also buys the same shite at the grocery store even though we already have said item in the fridge. Then she opens the new one even though the old one is already open and still good.
You are my GF and why are you on this website? This is the exact shite I get yelled at everyday for.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:01 pm to DupontsCircle
My wife leaves shoes everywhere. At any given time, there are at least 7 pairs of shoes strewn around the house. She has a shoe rack but it's always half empty.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:03 pm to 225Tyga
Never closes things...doors, cabinets, bottles. For example, she will put the top on a container 1/4 turn. If it is picked up by the cap, it drops and the contents go everywhere.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:04 pm to thetigerman
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poops with the door open.
This was the most unexpected part about living with my BF. Before him, I'd never met anyone who uses the bathroom with the door open. He gets mildly offended that I close it.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:04 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Annoying? Nothing. I'm not easily annoyed
Roger, you suck
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:05 pm to lsunurse
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lsunurse
What happens if you don't wipe? We got to save the planet.
I figure it's like when you have dry lips and a drink of water just helps lubricate them. What's the big deal?
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:07 pm to 225Tyga
I was devastated when I learned females fart.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:08 pm to 225Tyga
Damn, the OT is married to a bunch of slobs
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:09 pm to 225Tyga
Invites her friends over for wine then they end up smoking out of my stash.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:09 pm to MisterFaster
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Every shite she takes smells like a Mardi Gras porta potty in 200 degree weather.
And almost every dump she drops, there are brown claw marks all around the bowl as if the poo was an alive shite cat trying to claw it's way out.
That's a keeper right there.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:13 pm to LesMiles BFF
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Had a female stay at the house two nights this weekend. 4 rolls of toilet paper. 4 frickING ROLLS.
Roommates lady has been at the house the last two nights. Bought a 6 pack before she showed up last Friday. Last night I hear her complain loudly that "we're" out of toilet paper. It really is shocking how quickly it goes with a woman around.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:17 pm to Packer
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OT is married to a bunch of slobs
Well this site is mostly filled with people affiliated with louisiana
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:20 pm to jvilletiger25
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she vacuumed EVERY day while I was trying to relax after work
my mom is a fricking champ at deciding to vacuum right when my dad and i are watching a football game or some other sporting event.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:23 pm to facher08
this is my girl:
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:25 pm to 225Tyga
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For me, I dont understand how she possibly uses toilet paper at the rate she does.
That's mostly because it's used to wipe after she pees. #CoochieMitten
Posted on 6/5/17 at 3:27 pm to FootballNostradamus
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She's gross and messy and watches way too much tv.
Sounds like my wife. Is your name Jody by chance?
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