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re: Animal death tournament
Posted on 10/24/19 at 2:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 10/24/19 at 2:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
There's 3 categories: brute strength, weapons, and hybrids.
Take buffalo out as they are prey to several other animals in here.
Take Hyenas and Wolves out (not sure why hyenas get more than wolves since hyenas are bigger than wolves on average) as they are way too small to take out some of the other animals on the list in a fight to the death. A pack of hyenas could likely take out several of my seeded animals but if lions don't get a pride, hyenas don't get a pack.
Seeding-
Brute group:
1-Elephant: 12,000lbs, 11' tall. Thick hide, dexterous trunk, massive tusks.
2-Rhino: 5,000lbs. stomping ability with weight, large tusk to gore animals
3-Hippo: 4,000lbs. Stomp ability, large front teeth
4-Silverback: 400lbs. Teeth and opposable thumbs. Gives up too much weight and doesn't have a thick hide compared to the others. Primarily eats plants and doesn't have natural hunting/combat skills.
Weapons Group:
1- Tiger: 670lbs Claws & Teeth. Tigers get the edge on lions due to size and the fact they are naturally solitary hunters. Evidence from the Roman Colosseum showed Tigers usually won against lions.
2- Lion: 420lbs. Claws & Teeth. Gives up weight/size to the tiger and relies primarily on group hunting.
3- Jaguar: 210lbs. Claws & Teeth. Basically a very small tiger. Eliminated from Contention.
Hybrids:
1-Polar Bear: ~1,000lbs. Claws & teeth
2-Grizzly: 600lbs. Claws and teeth. Loses a lot of weight to other animals on this list so gets a deduction in rank. Has a chance because of claws though.
Brackets (winner in bold):
1-Elephant
vs
8-Silverback
2-Polar Bear
vs
7-Lion
3-Rhino
vs
6-Grizzly
4-Hippo
vs
5-Tiger
Rhinos and Hippos both rely more on defense than offense. Grizzly and Tiger barely win but these are basically toss ups. The others are no brainers.
Round 2 (reseeded after round 1):
1-Elephant
vs
6-Grizzly
2- Polar Bear
vs
5- Tiger
Elephants sheer size makes this a quick fight. Polar bear edges out the tiger on size alone. Siberian tigers prey on Black and Brown Bears but the Polar bear is significantly larger and causes too many problems.
Final:
1- Elephant
vs
2- Polar Bear
Elephant is 12x heavier, even standing on its hind legs a polar bear doesn't reach an elephants shoulders. Imagine a 200lb man fighting a 16lb house cat and you have the same size difference between an elephant and a polar bear. The bear would cause some serious wounds but ultimately the elephant wins.
Take buffalo out as they are prey to several other animals in here.
Take Hyenas and Wolves out (not sure why hyenas get more than wolves since hyenas are bigger than wolves on average) as they are way too small to take out some of the other animals on the list in a fight to the death. A pack of hyenas could likely take out several of my seeded animals but if lions don't get a pride, hyenas don't get a pack.
Seeding-
Brute group:
1-Elephant: 12,000lbs, 11' tall. Thick hide, dexterous trunk, massive tusks.
2-Rhino: 5,000lbs. stomping ability with weight, large tusk to gore animals
3-Hippo: 4,000lbs. Stomp ability, large front teeth
4-Silverback: 400lbs. Teeth and opposable thumbs. Gives up too much weight and doesn't have a thick hide compared to the others. Primarily eats plants and doesn't have natural hunting/combat skills.
Weapons Group:
1- Tiger: 670lbs Claws & Teeth. Tigers get the edge on lions due to size and the fact they are naturally solitary hunters. Evidence from the Roman Colosseum showed Tigers usually won against lions.
2- Lion: 420lbs. Claws & Teeth. Gives up weight/size to the tiger and relies primarily on group hunting.
3- Jaguar: 210lbs. Claws & Teeth. Basically a very small tiger. Eliminated from Contention.
Hybrids:
1-Polar Bear: ~1,000lbs. Claws & teeth
2-Grizzly: 600lbs. Claws and teeth. Loses a lot of weight to other animals on this list so gets a deduction in rank. Has a chance because of claws though.
Brackets (winner in bold):
1-Elephant
vs
8-Silverback
2-Polar Bear
vs
7-Lion
3-Rhino
vs
6-Grizzly
4-Hippo
vs
5-Tiger
Rhinos and Hippos both rely more on defense than offense. Grizzly and Tiger barely win but these are basically toss ups. The others are no brainers.
Round 2 (reseeded after round 1):
1-Elephant
vs
6-Grizzly
2- Polar Bear
vs
5- Tiger
Elephants sheer size makes this a quick fight. Polar bear edges out the tiger on size alone. Siberian tigers prey on Black and Brown Bears but the Polar bear is significantly larger and causes too many problems.
Final:
1- Elephant
vs
2- Polar Bear
Elephant is 12x heavier, even standing on its hind legs a polar bear doesn't reach an elephants shoulders. Imagine a 200lb man fighting a 16lb house cat and you have the same size difference between an elephant and a polar bear. The bear would cause some serious wounds but ultimately the elephant wins.
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 2:57 pm
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:08 pm to MLCLyons
Awesome work but I strongly disagree with the outcome of round 1 rhino and hippo. Just based on size alone we are talking 10-12 times heavier
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why is this even a thread? The answer could not possibly be any more obvious.....
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You stupid southern , tigers can fights bears
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:48 pm to 225Tyga
quote:
Grizzly vs pack of 6 hyenas
That grizzly dies too.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:54 pm to MLCLyons
None could beat a Rougarou!
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:28 pm to MLCLyons
quote:
3-Rhino
vs
6-Grizzly
Lol
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:28 pm to Oilfieldbiology
Yeah I said those two were toss ups imo. They have a significant size advantage but if a Tiger got on the back or a hippo there’s not much the hippo could do besides roll over and the tiger could jump off. The Rhino might be the winner against a grizzly, not sure if a grizzlies fighting style is suited to taking on something bigger than itself: they seem to rely on their size more than anything. Don’t think it changes the overall outcome though.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:31 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You really do have an unhealthy obsession with Animal Fight Club.
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:32 pm to PrimeTime Money
LINK
Watch this. The hippos move the frick out the way and the elephant makes the hippos look like little babies compared to it. That’s like 30 hippos and they still want nothing to do with that mofo.
Watch this. The hippos move the frick out the way and the elephant makes the hippos look like little babies compared to it. That’s like 30 hippos and they still want nothing to do with that mofo.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 12:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
This has to be a joke. On the OT a 40 lb Pit Bull would rule.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:37 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I think the Cale buffalo is the sleeper on this one.
Agility/power wise on land, i gotta go with grizzly.
In the water, the crocs didn’t even frick with hippos. Hippos would lay waste to anything that entered the water
Agility/power wise on land, i gotta go with grizzly.
In the water, the crocs didn’t even frick with hippos. Hippos would lay waste to anything that entered the water
Posted on 10/25/19 at 6:14 am to Fat and Happy
quote:
Agility/power wise on land, i gotta go with grizzly.
A grizzly is a subspecies of brown bear found in the interior. Brown bears along the Alaskan coast in places like Katmai and Kodiak are much larger than grizzlies.
Kodiaks rival Polar Bears in size and can get up to 1,500 lbs. There’s never been a 1,000 lb. grizzly in a place like Yellowstone.
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