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re: Animal death tournament

Posted on 10/24/19 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/24/19 at 2:52 pm to
There's 3 categories: brute strength, weapons, and hybrids.

Take buffalo out as they are prey to several other animals in here.

Take Hyenas and Wolves out (not sure why hyenas get more than wolves since hyenas are bigger than wolves on average) as they are way too small to take out some of the other animals on the list in a fight to the death. A pack of hyenas could likely take out several of my seeded animals but if lions don't get a pride, hyenas don't get a pack.

Seeding-

Brute group:
1-Elephant: 12,000lbs, 11' tall. Thick hide, dexterous trunk, massive tusks.
2-Rhino: 5,000lbs. stomping ability with weight, large tusk to gore animals
3-Hippo: 4,000lbs. Stomp ability, large front teeth
4-Silverback: 400lbs. Teeth and opposable thumbs. Gives up too much weight and doesn't have a thick hide compared to the others. Primarily eats plants and doesn't have natural hunting/combat skills.

Weapons Group:
1- Tiger: 670lbs Claws & Teeth. Tigers get the edge on lions due to size and the fact they are naturally solitary hunters. Evidence from the Roman Colosseum showed Tigers usually won against lions.
2- Lion: 420lbs. Claws & Teeth. Gives up weight/size to the tiger and relies primarily on group hunting.
3- Jaguar: 210lbs. Claws & Teeth. Basically a very small tiger. Eliminated from Contention.

Hybrids:
1-Polar Bear: ~1,000lbs. Claws & teeth
2-Grizzly: 600lbs. Claws and teeth. Loses a lot of weight to other animals on this list so gets a deduction in rank. Has a chance because of claws though.

Brackets (winner in bold):
1-Elephant
vs
8-Silverback

2-Polar Bear
vs
7-Lion

3-Rhino
vs
6-Grizzly

4-Hippo
vs
5-Tiger

Rhinos and Hippos both rely more on defense than offense. Grizzly and Tiger barely win but these are basically toss ups. The others are no brainers.

Round 2 (reseeded after round 1):

1-Elephant
vs
6-Grizzly


2- Polar Bear
vs
5- Tiger


Elephants sheer size makes this a quick fight. Polar bear edges out the tiger on size alone. Siberian tigers prey on Black and Brown Bears but the Polar bear is significantly larger and causes too many problems.


Final:

1- Elephant
vs
2- Polar Bear

Elephant is 12x heavier, even standing on its hind legs a polar bear doesn't reach an elephants shoulders. Imagine a 200lb man fighting a 16lb house cat and you have the same size difference between an elephant and a polar bear. The bear would cause some serious wounds but ultimately the elephant wins.


This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37520 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:08 pm to
Awesome work but I strongly disagree with the outcome of round 1 rhino and hippo. Just based on size alone we are talking 10-12 times heavier
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8330 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 3:51 pm to
Why is this even a thread? The answer could not possibly be any more obvious.....










Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19460 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:37 pm to
Roach
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 4:41 pm to
You stupid southern , tigers can fights bears
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:37 pm to
Camera angles.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Grizzly vs pack of 6 hyenas


That grizzly dies too.
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:54 pm to
None could beat a Rougarou!
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14104 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

3-Rhino
vs
6-Grizzly


Lol
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4709 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:28 pm to
Yeah I said those two were toss ups imo. They have a significant size advantage but if a Tiger got on the back or a hippo there’s not much the hippo could do besides roll over and the tiger could jump off. The Rhino might be the winner against a grizzly, not sure if a grizzlies fighting style is suited to taking on something bigger than itself: they seem to rely on their size more than anything. Don’t think it changes the overall outcome though.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:31 pm to
You really do have an unhealthy obsession with Animal Fight Club.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4709 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:32 pm to
LINK

Watch this. The hippos move the frick out the way and the elephant makes the hippos look like little babies compared to it. That’s like 30 hippos and they still want nothing to do with that mofo.
Posted by tirebiter
7K R&G chile land aka SF
Member since Oct 2006
9208 posts
Posted on 10/25/19 at 12:33 am to
This has to be a joke. On the OT a 40 lb Pit Bull would rule.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17009 posts
Posted on 10/25/19 at 4:37 am to
I think the Cale buffalo is the sleeper on this one.

Agility/power wise on land, i gotta go with grizzly.

In the water, the crocs didn’t even frick with hippos. Hippos would lay waste to anything that entered the water
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4311 posts
Posted on 10/25/19 at 6:14 am to
quote:

Agility/power wise on land, i gotta go with grizzly.


A grizzly is a subspecies of brown bear found in the interior. Brown bears along the Alaskan coast in places like Katmai and Kodiak are much larger than grizzlies.

Kodiaks rival Polar Bears in size and can get up to 1,500 lbs. There’s never been a 1,000 lb. grizzly in a place like Yellowstone.
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