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re: Animal death tournament

Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:13 am to
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28053 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

An elephant will curb stomp a hippo.
A hippo will chomp down on that big ugly trunk and drag that big-eared frick into the water and drown him.

You can never stop a hungry hippo.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29877 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:19 am to
So polar bear, hippo, elephant and... Etc is a grizzly pack?

One on one? Bull elephant can't be bested.

Free for all? Polar bear. Seriously.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11780 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:21 am to
quote:

A hippo will chomp down on that big ugly trunk and drag that big-eared frick into the water and drown him.

You can never stop a hungry hippo.


No, just no. It's not even a contest. Elephant shouldn't even be in this tournament.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42439 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:21 am to
What the frick is a grizzly pack? Like how many we talking.

And I’m taking elephant
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42439 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:22 am to
quote:

You understand the OP is not actually setting up these death matches...right?


You serious? I got excited for a second
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:23 am to
Just what in the frick are you doing, sir?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14566 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:24 am to
Will this tournament be taking place at Sonic? I didn't know they allowed animals.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42439 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:24 am to
Elephants are twice the size at minimum if a hippo. Size fricking matters. A bull elephant beats any other animal on the world
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61528 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Hippo is the overall champion.
i refuse to believe that an animal that can die from sunburn, and lives in the water but can’t swim, can win it all

Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11780 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:28 am to
It wouldn't. Look at this size difference in these two. Elephant was toying with him.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162969 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:32 am to
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18580 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:02 pm to
We need to decide what the seeding for this bracket will be
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42439 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:05 pm to
Well the elephants, rhinos, and hippos should be 1 seeds

I also think you should have pods of 3 animals nd after that make it a 2x2 bracket

ETA
What the hell is a grizzly pack?
This post was edited on 10/24/19 at 12:08 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11084 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

location of bracket fights


You know it would have to be at a Sonic for this to be legit.
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4895 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

An Elephant would destroy all. If wouldn’t even be close.

There is really no tournament, because an African Bull Elephant could square up against any post-Jurassic species one on one and be declared the winner.

My sister brought back photos from a safari of the skeleton of 15 foot plus crocodiles hanging from trees near rivers, the work of bull elephants as an unprovoked warning to other crocs when infant elephants are around.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

A bull elephant beats any other animal on the world



What if a blue whale jumped out of the ocean and landed on an elephant?
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18855 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:11 pm to
This one wins overall, then eats the remains.

Posted by Rollwave034
Member since Feb 2013
523 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:12 pm to
Have you heard of March mammal madness
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118384 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

elephant



Winner.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24341 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:20 pm to
Nothing has a shot at taking out a full grown bull elephant. Unless any of these animals have evolved to operate high caliber rifles...
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