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Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 1:57 pm to
I also heard that Jennifer Aniston has issues when it comes to sex. I don't know if that means dead lay or what but I know it would have to be an absolute hell on earth to be married to a super hot piece of arse who either can't or won't put out in a satisfactory way.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:27 pm to
Hope he lets her keep her little brown adopted rainbow and gets back to being badass and slaying poon
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:41 pm to
Lucky Brad
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:44 pm to
I remember when Angelina Jolie was attractive.

Then she cut off the main things people dug about her.

Now she is as meh as they come.

Sincerely,
Brad Pitt
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10089 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

I also heard that Jennifer Aniston has issues when it comes to sex. I don't know if that means dead lay or what but I know it would have to be an absolute hell on earth to be married to a super hot piece of arse who either can't or won't put out in a satisfactory way.


This. He basically said he had to stay high all the time just to deal with how boring she was in bed to go along with how much of a bitch she was. Jolie in her prime was one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:58 pm to
Billy Bob Thorston 2nds.....no thanks.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

s. Jolie in her prime was one of the most beautiful women on the planet.


I just have never been that attracted to her. her lips look retarded, and I don't generally find wannabe badass's who are 90lb women attractive.
Posted by supatigah
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Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:39 pm to
I thought the reason brad and Jennifer broke up was he wanted kids and she didn't

Also pretty sure Angelina got FTs to replace the tits she took off
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:46 pm to
How trendy of her..
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

I thought the reason brad and Jennifer broke up was he wanted kids and she didn't

G rated for public consumption. I doubt they would want to put out a press release saying "He wanted to PIIHB and she said newp".
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

"He wanted her to PIIHB and she said newp".

FIFY
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:14 pm to
I thought John Mayer said all she wanted to do was drugs and sex.


Sounded like the dream to me
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:52 pm to
Anniston is one of the most unsexy supposedly hot stars I've ever seen. I don't know if it's her voice, demeanor, face, or what but she's about as sexy as that leprechaun she co-starred with back in the day.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

deal with how boring she was in bed to go along with how much of a bitch she was


These two things almost never interact.
Posted by Redbone
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:59 pm to
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she cut her tits off.

Transgender still in progress and still in closet.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
17012 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:28 pm to
How many of the 6 kids are biological?

Shes a crazy b!tch. Good for Brad.
Posted by grape nutz
sesame street
Member since Mar 2006
4017 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:34 pm to
lol some not single? Any, especially those not single.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:54 pm to
She never did much for me.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 5:56 pm to
That's because you wouldn't know what to do with her old man.
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