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re: An airplane just shined a spotlight on me? wtf?

Posted on 12/16/23 at 1:52 am to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68346 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 1:52 am to
It's the tracking device in the Vax you got. It's about to be your turn.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56070 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 1:55 am to
That’s why I keep flightaware bookmarked on my phone….you can identify any aircraft on the planet by touching it on a map.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3159 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 2:05 am to
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but there isn't a realistic way to point them at a specific point


There is a nose wheel landing light on many planes. It's possible that as the landing gear was swinging down and the plane moving forward that the light stayed shining on one general spot for a few seconds.

Possible. Unlikely but possible.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11279 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 2:31 am to
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Call Coast to Coast. Ask Pio for the phone number


Get the number for 'east of the Rockies'
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38553 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 3:22 am to
That was their XF1000 Gaydar they turned on. You’ve been outed.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98229 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 4:07 am to
My cousin pointed a rifle at a national guard helicopter on weed eradication patrol. That cost him eighteen months in the pen.
Posted by triggeredmillennial
Member since Aug 2023
65 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 4:43 am to
It was god Kent. And I want you to stop masturbating.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
33052 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 4:47 am to
Cops looking for your pot plants.
Posted by why_so_salty
Member since Oct 2023
70 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 5:34 am to
My bad. I didn't scrambled your brain enough this time when I probed your bhole. Noted.....
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12758 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 6:04 am to
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What kind of plane has this tech?


Lights?

Literally all of them
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15790 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:15 am to
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Now, after all this effort, to fly to Earth and bypass all of our natural wonders on their way to our assholes seems like a waste to me.


What if we paid extra? Asking for a friend.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22911 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:33 am to
Aliens said not thicc enough
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39466 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:46 am to
More than likely it was just the plane’s landing light.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39466 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:50 am to
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That’s why I keep flightaware bookmarked on my phone….you can identify any aircraft on the planet by touching it on a map.

No you can’t. When I fly I choose whether to get a squawk or not. This is a transponder setting that allows the ATC to easily track the plane. Every plane flying VFR is squawking 1200, except for those with flight following. You can identify the planes with unique squawks, which is the ones with flight following plus all of the IFR flights.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5722 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 7:51 am to
You need to pick up some preparation h because them space baws are about to get up in it. Coneheads first.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
1579 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:51 am to
Lol, it’s like you’ve never seen a heavy military aircraft on approach to land or doing pattern work? I live in North Bossier about 12 miles north of the runway at Barksdale AFB. B-52’s have massive landing lights & pilots turn these on when on approach. Happens all the time.
This post was edited on 12/16/23 at 8:53 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124386 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:52 am to
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Did you get anal probed or what? Follow up question: Did you cum?


Yes

And Yes, but he didn't like it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124386 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 8:54 am to
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My cousin pointed a rifle at a national guard helicopter on weed eradication patrol. That cost him eighteen months in the pen.


How was he supposed to know what it was?

I'd have used the "though it was Arab aliens" defense
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71233 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:26 am to
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13948 posts
Posted on 12/16/23 at 9:49 am to
Sounds like ol’ St. Nick is out warming up the sleigh.
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