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Amber Heard dropped a deuce in Johnny Depp's bed

Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:28 pm
Posted by jatilen
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Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:28 pm
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‘That Did NOT Come From a Dog’: Johnny Depp Testifies That Amber Heard Left ‘Fecal Delivery’ in His Bed

Johnny Depp claimed that Amber Heard had left a “fecal delivery” in his bed while on the stand during his defamation trial Wednesday.

Depp testified that he left Heard at one of his apartments following an explosive fight, claiming he told her not to follow him and to leave him alone.

The actor said that he grabbed a few of his things and fled to another house knowing that he would be separated from Heard for a while as she was going to the Coachella Music and Arts Festival the following day.

Depp was then asked when he saw Heard next following the argument, which occurred on April 22, prompting him to recall an alleged “human fecal matter” incident.

“I did not see Ms. Heard until May 21,” Depp shared, later adding, “I received some news that was as absurd and grotesque and cruel.”

He then claimed he was “shown a picture of what the problem was,” after a security guard stopped him from entering the apartment while Heard was at Coachella.

“He showed me a photograph on his telephone of –” Depp began before Heard’s attorney objected.

The judge overruled the objection, prompting Depp to reveal what the photograph was of.

“It was a photograph of the bed, our bed. And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter, so I understood why it wasn’t a good time to go down there,” Depp said. “My initial response to that was, I mean I laughed. It was so outside, it was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”

Depp later testified that he did not believe Heard’s claim that the fecal matter belonged to their dogs, as they owned small Yorkies.

“She was sitting on one side of the couch, I was sitting on the other. That’s when she was trying to explain a few things about Coachella and then the fecal delivery. Saying that it was the dogs,” Depp said of his encounter with Heard following her trip to Coachella. “Sorry, I couldn’t agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs’.”

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Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:30 pm to
I heard she likes anal. This confirms it.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53314 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:30 pm to
That's pretty shitty of her.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12547 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:30 pm to
Like 5 years ago
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7449 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:30 pm to
Mutual destruction couple.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:31 pm to
#mepoo
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15708 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42430 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:38 pm to
Hang out with a chick named Amber, expect stripper things to follow.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1279 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:41 pm to
Everyone learns one way or another you have to put up with some shite
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25674 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:42 pm to
He should checkmate her with some Taco Bell and fill her bed up!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29445 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:43 pm to
It's like that fortune cookie I read one time:

"No matter how hot woman is, someone tired of her shite...




...in bed"
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2467 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:43 pm to
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fecal delivery


I'm gonna start saying this.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:44 pm to
“No matter how hot she is, some man out there is sick of dealing with her shite.”
Posted by temporary
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2013
154 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:44 pm to
at least she gave a shite, more than most relationships.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6387 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:50 pm to
And all this time I've just been blaming farts on the dog.
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14405 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:52 pm to
SHITS FIRED!! SHITS FIRED!!
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16927 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 6:56 pm to
That’s a nasty freaking bitch.

She is a really awful person. I’m sure she roles with the “you don’t know all i have been through” sob story in order to gain sympathy and of course loads of chicks will rally behind her because they act like guys just treat women awful
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/20/22 at 7:00 pm to
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