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re: ‘Alien corpses’ shown to Mexican Congress as UFO expert forced to testify under oath

Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:38 am to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14565 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:38 am to
Whew, I feel better now.

Looks like nothing a 5.56 round couldn't handle...


Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1556 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:40 am to

Ha. Those guys were in a Tool video
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8688 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:41 am to
quote:

ufologist


Is this UFO-ologist or ufologist like urologist?
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13265 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:44 am to
no opposable thumb?

i expected more.
Posted by Civildawg
Member since May 2012
10264 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:15 am to
I believe
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
22137 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:21 am to
quote:

If it wasn’t from this planet and something we’ve never seen before. Wouldn’t 100% of its DNA be unknown??

They’re our creators, dummy. Didn’t you watch Prometheus?
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14565 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:27 am to


Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4358 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:30 am to
quote:

3 trains of thought here:

Religious - God made intelligent beings in his image

Secular - we are their science experiments made in their image

Wild - baws got lit, crash landed in South America, then got horny AF after a while and started banging out monkeys cause they kinda looked the same.



And all three are absolutely retarded
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1646 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:34 am to
quote:

who were able to draw DNA evidence using radiocarbon dating


Is this even possible? Sounds like a mish-mash of sciency terms…aka pseudoscience
Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
9076 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2619 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:01 am to
Looks like really poorly done papier-mâché, like an F in art class.
Posted by litenin
Houston
Member since Mar 2016
2661 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:16 am to
Most theories are that Aliens are ancient humans that were forced underground during a catastrophic event long before Sapiens evolved as the dominant species.

If true, it might make sense that they would share commonalities.

Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18732 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:17 am to
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21609 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:19 am to
I was ready to believe it, and then I saw that they look just like humans or what we think they would look like and I realized the chances of that being real are nil.

Unless the argument is that they are our extraterrestrial ancestors and WE are the aliens from another planet left here to develop. That would be an interesting theory, but is all that would explain the similarities.

I think that theory is ridiculous, too, by the way.
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1211 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:24 am to
This is way better than when those Georgia boys had a bigfoot frozen in a chest freezer.
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5924 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:26 am to
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Out of all the life forms that we KNOW about...it shows real hubris that people would assume "aliens" would have virtually the exact same characteristics as humans.


Well God did make man “in his image”.
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8938 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:00 pm to
Hell Yes!!!

I remember these guys!!!

They made the Mall Circuit of Small to Medium sized towns in the 1980s. I prefer the frozen Yeti personally, but to each their own. Natchez Mall, 1985 for the win.

Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51608 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:40 pm to
They done killed ET
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15755 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Looks like really poorly done papier-mâché, like an F in art class.

I was thinking sand castle style beach art.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
3996 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 3:13 pm to
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