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re: Alexa tells woman to kill herself by stabbing herself in the heart

Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21814 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:55 pm to
bullshite that was some George Soros leftist hacking Alexa.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:56 pm to
Alexa is one of the many voices I hear telling me to stab people
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29714 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:58 pm to
I dont believe this but it is funny
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

We now live in a society where millions of people are stupid enough to willingly spend hundreds of dollars to put a surveillance device that listens to every word they say in what is supposed to be the privacy of their home. Let that sink in.


That shipped sailed a long time ago with laptops, smartphones and homes that have countless devices linked to wireless routers.

I’m in digital advertising so when we’re setting up a campaign and we walk through the ways we’d like to target people, the data we have to determine who we hit (socioeconomic, psychographic and much more) is staggering and feels nearly infinite.

Not only that, all of the data that is collected is cross referenced with experian, axiom, and other data aggregators. And lastly, it’s cross referenced again with credit card companies to learn purchasing behavior.

By the time the data has been cross referenced over and over again, there really isn’t anything left to the imagination. I’ve been working with it for so long I don’t even give it a second thought, but there is no denying that even the minutia of everyone’s lives is well documented these days.
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 2:02 pm
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10055 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Beating of heart is the worst process in the human body
quote:

Beating of heart makes sure you live and contribute to the rapid exhaustion of natural resources until over population.




Sounds Asian.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
16082 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

We now live in a society where millions of people are stupid enough to willingly spend hundreds of dollars to put a surveillance device that listens to every word they say in what is supposed to be the privacy of their home. Let that sink in.


We also live in a society where people who think others are stupid to own Alexa, Google, etc devices are also to stupid to realize they already own numerous devices that do the same thing.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 2:00 pm to
Those natural resources are here for us to use and use however we like. I’ll continue to buy gas guzzlers without ever carpooling, drink from plastic water bottles while rarely recycling and run the shite out of my AC and heat during peak times. I would even use spray deodorant if I could find it because I like it.
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 3:55 pm
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
18164 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Beating of heart makes sure you live and contribute to the rapid exhaustion of natural resources until over population. This is very bad for our planet and, therefore, beating of heart is not a good thing


I’m convinced that a cure for a lot of diseases have been found, however in the name of what is good for the planet.... they decided to keep them from the public.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7291 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 3:44 pm to
I absolutely love my Alexa. I am certain that she spies on me but so do smartphones and computers.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 3:48 pm to
1. Cellphones already do that as well as laptops

2. My Echo Dot cost me $20

I love when people on the OT try to act like they're deep
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 3:49 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39253 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 4:31 pm to
To give some further context, I was talking with a member if my fraternity. He was the Sec. Of Agriculture when the USSR invaded Afghanistan. Told me they were viewing license plates over there with incredible clarity. Nest and bring doorbells were not around then, but his description of the clarity was on par.
Posted by lsutiger2010
Member since Aug 2008
14790 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:01 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 9:12 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:02 pm to
I'd probably laugh and move on..
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:04 pm to
IWHI
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

I would even use spray deodorant if I could find it because I like it.

Alexa sends me spray deodorant and all I have to do is ask.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 5:14 pm to
Well I know what WoWyHi is getting Numbers for Christmas
This post was edited on 12/21/19 at 5:49 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198042 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

I'd probably laugh and move on..

but you wouldn't walk away
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10133 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

"Though many believe that the beating of heart is the very essence of living in this world, but let me tell you. Beating of heart is the worst process in the human body," Alexa says. "Beating of heart makes sure you live and contribute to the rapid exhaustion of natural resources until over population. This is very bad for our planet and, therefore, beating of heart is not a good thing."




SJW's gonna SJW
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 6:55 pm to
You're a looney
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