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re: After 15 yrs in vegetative state, patient becomes minimally conscious
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:40 pm to ThatMakesSense
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:40 pm to ThatMakesSense
No, but it did involve the digestive tract and I went septic from leaking shite after the surgery.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:43 pm to northshorebamaman
Did you have a tapeworm?
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:44 pm to TigersSEC2010
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Too much semen in your stomach?
My original condition isn't actually the embarrassing part.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:44 pm to MrSpock
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How fricking cruel to keep a 20 year old on life support for 15 years.
No fricking shite.
My family knows that if I’m like that then they need to unplug me.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:44 pm to northshorebamaman
It was the poo in your blood.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:45 pm to ThatMakesSense
Basically a ruptured intestine. That's not the technical term but I don't remember it.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:47 pm to ThatMakesSense
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It was the poo in your blood.
Not that either. frick it, I had a colostomy for a few months while my intestine healed. Went septic after the "routine" reversal surgery.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:49 pm to northshorebamaman
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Almost fully recovered. Still walk with a cane but not too bad when you consider that I couldn't move my toes or roll over in bed a year ago.
Did your foot drop?
This post was edited on 9/25/17 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:50 pm to chinese58
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Did your foot drop?
Do you mean from laying in bed? They had me wear high top sneakers in bed to prevent that.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:51 pm to northshorebamaman
I won't make fun of that.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:52 pm to ThatMakesSense
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how utterly confused I'd be at the World.
Doctor, explaining today's France: "We let a bunch of refugees into France because we're trying to be nice."
Dude: "Oui. Good stuff."
Doctor: "Yea, uh...'refugees.'"
Dude: "Ah, merde."
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:56 pm to northshorebamaman
Wish they'd been able to do something like that with mine. My whole leg was messed up, so I guess they couldn't put anything on my foot.
This post was edited on 9/25/17 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 6:57 pm to chinese58
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My whole leg was messed up, so I guess they couldn't out anything on my foot.
Damn. How long was it messed up?
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:03 pm to northshorebamaman
It never got corrected. I have to wear a brace on that leg or it's like I twisted my ankle.
I had crazy dreams too. Six months after I was home from the hospital, I remembered one of them during the middle of the night. I got up and wrote three legal pages. It might make a good movie!
I had crazy dreams too. Six months after I was home from the hospital, I remembered one of them during the middle of the night. I got up and wrote three legal pages. It might make a good movie!
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:05 pm to member12
28 and so gladi Went ahead and did my advanced care directive / living will . No tubes or anything. Just let me go if the time comes
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:08 pm to Lawyered
I told my family I wanted to do that while I was still in the hospital. Someone brought up the forms, we filled them out and I signed it. My parents are in their 80's. They've done it too.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:10 pm to chinese58
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It never got corrected. I have to wear a brace on that leg or it's like I twisted my ankle.
Damn. Sorry to hear that. Explains why they made such a big deal about it to me.
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I had crazy dreams too. Six months after I was home from the hospital, I remembered one of them during the middle of the night. I got up and wrote three legal pages. It might make a good movie!
I can remember every bit of them. Thought I was shot in the stomach by some BLM activists. Thought my stepdad had kidnapped my son so he could train him to play QB for Alabama. Thought I was a slave at a Hyundai plant and was hung on a wall between shifts. Was forcibly castrated at one point. I was always trying to get the mask off my mouth and the tube out of my throat. The single biggest thing was thirst. I spent 90% of my time searching for a drink of water.
This post was edited on 9/25/17 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:12 pm to Raylan70
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I can get nude pics and meet chicks her are dtf all through my cell phone?!?!?!?!?!?!
when he went under, he may have had a large Nokia cell phone, but probably didn't have one I'd guess. An iPhone would look like some Alien technology I'd assume. Once he finds out he can watch porn on it, I hope he switches arms every now and then!
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:14 pm to northshorebamaman
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I can remember every bit of them. Thought I was shot in the stomach by some BLM activists. Thought my stepdad had kidnapped my son so he could train him to play QB for Alabama. Thought I was a slave at a Hyundai plant and was hung on a wall between shifts. Was forcibly castrated at one point. I was always trying to get the mask off my mouth and the tube out of my throat. The single biggest thing was thirst. I spent 90% of my time searching for a drink of water.
Damn, you've taken away my hope that if people in that state are conscious, their brain takes them to a pleasant place.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 7:17 pm to ellunchboxo
He's gonna freak when he finds out how big Daft Punk got.
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