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re: Adults on skate boards

Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:01 pm to
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Hey! Let's have a society with norms of behavior and rites of passage instead of a chaotic shitshow for man-children! Because NASA didn't play adult kickball on the moon, they played fricking golf!


When I see older men on skateboards, I assume they haven’t grown up.

That may or may not be fair. But that’s what it suggests.

This is the age of the puer aeternis. Jung’s eternal child.

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Puer aeternus. Latin for “eternal child,” used in mythology to designate a child-god who is forever young; psychologically it refers to an older man whose emotional life has remained at an adolescent level, usually coupled with too great a dependence on the mother.


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This phenomenon is unfortunately common, and has a lot to do with the breakdown in traditional culture.

All of the male rites of passage have been destroyed, in the name of gender equity, for example.

Those were important because they were a mechanical way to separate boy from mother, and launch boys into manhood.
This post was edited on 11/24/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:08 pm to
Most “adults” have hypertension, are pre diabetic and look depressed as hell with their guts and turkey gobbler jaw lines.

We should really be looking at what the average grown up professional adult does and doing the exact opposite.
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:11 pm to
Honest answer, I think modernity has been awful for most men. As you say, look at the average adult male.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:12 pm to
Very true.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61593 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:13 pm to
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We should really be looking at what the average grown up professional adult does and doing the exact opposite.
correct
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45198 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:51 pm to
What IT department do they work in?
Posted by cooLStorybreaUx
Member since Aug 2014
600 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 6:01 pm to
Judging from the waist size of the avg American adult male, more of them should ride skateboards.
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 6:10 pm to
If I had my same 1985 Madrid John Lucero with gullwing trucks right now, I’d ride the shite of it too.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:21 pm to
Skateboarding is awesome
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:30 pm to
if they like it, they should do it wgaf what people think
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:49 pm to
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Adults on skate boards by dagrippa


Never ever as a adult drink and get on a skate board. Your head will bounce like a basketball on the concrete. Been there, done that.
Posted by PrettyLights
Member since Oct 2014
1499 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:52 pm to
Ok and what's the problem?
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8869 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:54 pm to
The only adult I know that stepped on a skateboard in the last twenty years immediately rolled her ankle 90 degrees and ended up with a compound fracture.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106096 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:54 pm to
True story, Fred Astaire broke his arm skateboarding in his sixties.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11445 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:55 pm to
One of God's great gifts to mankind is seeing someone skateboarding on the street biff it.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59347 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:58 pm to
What were you even searching for to find this thread and bump it?
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18143 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:26 pm to
I’m 54 and I can still do it.

Long boards are easy.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72466 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:28 pm to
I do some surfing and ride a skate board with my kids a bit, but I never really understood the idea of using it as actual transportation unless you’re a kid going to their buddy’s house.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37593 posts
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:48 pm to
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What were you even searching for to find this thread and bump it?


That was my thought too. And he bumped it to say "skateboarding is awesome"

In regards to it, I think that anyone who finds a healthy way to commute that's good for the environment a great thing that should be encouraged.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27272 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 3:05 pm to
I'm 42, so I'm too young for a midlife crisis, but I've been watching skateboarding videos lately and have given thought to picking it up again.

Pros: Being able to kickflip again would be awesome, and impress everyone around me

Cons: A shattered pelvis would probably ruin my week.
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