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re: Admitted ice cream licker "Asia" releases statement

Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Tamper proof plastic sealing coming to blue bell soon.


Honestly this should already be a thing anyways.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18076 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:05 pm to
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Well tampering with food is pretty damn serious I do not care who you are. I'm sure when she's charged the race pimps will cry racism though.


And the race pimps would have a pretty solid argument, considering Ariana Grande skated (with an apology) for basically the same thing.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39157 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Is there a law that addresses a situation like this?


Applicable Texas penal code.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:24 pm to
(b) A person commits an offense if he knowingly or intentionally tampers with a consumer product knowing that the consumer product will be offered for sale to the public or as a gift to another.

(d) An offense under Subsection (b) is a felony of the second degree unless a person suffers serious bodily injury, in which event it is a felony of the first degree. An offense under Subsection (c) is a felony of the third degree
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27443 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:25 pm to
Not to mention there's about a 30% chance she has the herp.
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
11712 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:26 pm to
Holy frick I got those all the time in elementary school
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:26 pm to
that's a low estimate
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:26 pm to
I assume she is in Texas right?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72130 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

Is there a law against this?
Are you seriously asking if there is a law against knowingly tampering with food that will be sold to the public?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66028 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:29 pm to
Not followed by anyone you're following

insert shocked gif.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19260 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

It was a dare. 

Ooooohhhhhh. Ok. That explains it all. I forgot about that time we dared my buddy to steal some random stuff from WalMart when we were teenagers. The store security and police completely understood when he explained that. Silly me. How could I have forgotten that.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113976 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Are you seriously asking if there is a law against knowingly tampering with food that will be sold to the public?




I guess I should have googled instead of asking the board, but I was not 100% sure if there was a law that applied to someone licking ice cream at the store then putting it back in the freezer.

If I had to guess I would say there is, but I didn't know for sure. Now that I know there is, I hope they make an example out of her.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85018 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Is there a law against this?

Nope, not at all. I once shite in a jar of dry roasted peanuts, and was caught on camera doing it. Someone bought and ate them, and got sick. I was like, what the frick are y'all gonna do about it? Show me a law saying I can't shite in a jar of peanuts and put it back on the shelf.

They couldn't find a law, and I told them to frick off.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39157 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:44 pm to
In subsequent posts, following her posts telling everybody she is not sorry, she says she had the flu last week and hopes she spread it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

she says she had the flu last week and hopes she spread it.

well, that ups the potential charges a notch
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27443 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

she says she had the flu last week and hopes she spread it.


I don't think she understands how serious that statement makes this.

Bluebell was already going to sue her. Shes going to do time now.
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:04 pm to
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In subsequent posts, following her posts telling everybody she is not sorry, she says she had the flu last week and hopes she spread it.


That statement shows are retarded that stupid hoodrat is.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26822 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:11 pm to
Is there any demographic on the planet that loves Twitter more than black people?

It's like that shite was made for them. They can be loud and obnoxious and actually type out their slang words like "ion want 2"
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39157 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

I assume she is in Texas right?


I don't know baw. She looks kind of Swedish to me. I am having trouble placing the accent to the appropriate area of Sweden though.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 7/2/19 at 2:21 pm to
Ariana has my unconditional permission to lick my doughnuts any time she feels the urge.
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