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A Thief Is On The Loose In Vegas After Stealing A 3 Foot, 40 Lb. Dildo
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:19 pm
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Here's a real jaw-dropping crime, even in Sin City -- a man making off with a humongous dildo without paying, and even though the whole caper's on camera ... it might be tough to nail this guy.
We're told the suspect struck July 14 in broad daylight, and surveillance footage shows him calmly strolling into the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas ... and walking out with the massive sex toy slung over his shoulder.
This is not your average dildo ... it stands a whopping 3-feet tall, weighs in at an impressive 40 pounds and goes by the name Moby Dick. Not quite what Herman Melville had in mind, we're guessing, but ya get the point: the suspect is packing! Big time.
According to the police report, the guy -- whose ID was concealed by a face mask -- crammed the phallus into a white car, similar to a Dodge Caliber, and made a clean getaway.
It's a pretty lucrative haul ... Moby goes for a cool $1,200, retail.
NSFW
In what I am sure is unrelated news goldennugget has been posting videos from Vegas this week.
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This post was edited on 7/21/20 at 12:20 pm
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Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:20 pm to stout
2020 just got awesome
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:20 pm to stout
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crammed the phallus into a white
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:21 pm to stout
Sounds like the major plot point of the girl next door movie
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:22 pm to stout
that second pic be like
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:23 pm to stout
And people have called me crazy for suggesting Amazons once abducted me for snoo snoo.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:23 pm to CAD703X
THE DILDO BANDIT
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:23 pm to stout
I think you can lose the "On The" in the thread title by now.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:25 pm to stout
something tells me that thing will appear on the internet very soon
what is up with GN doing all the quick cuts/edits on his videos?
what is up with GN doing all the quick cuts/edits on his videos?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:26 pm to stout
Need to cross reference purchases of the 50 gallon drum of lube from Amazon to find this guy.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:29 pm to stout
You can’t just leave a 3 foot dildo that close to the door and not expect some one to run out with it.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:29 pm to AU4real35
i wonder if it will show up at one of these "rallys" ?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:30 pm to stout
When they catch this guy he is going to face a stiff fine.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:33 pm to stout
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A Thief Is On The Loose In Vegas After Stealing A 3 Foot, 40 Lb. Dildo
He's all set to go frick himself.
Also:
this thread! A little bit of the OT of yore... Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:40 pm to MorbidTheClown
We could only hope.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:42 pm to AU4real35
we need to start a Go-FundMe for Rummys bail
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:47 pm to stout
i have a buddy that was in Vegas at the time, gonna have to do a follow-up investigation
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:52 pm to sgallo3
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:55 pm to stout
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Not sure. My favorites are when he is cruising in his Mazda Miata pimping on the strip
GN can drive a stick. Imagine that.
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