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re: A porch pirate from Mississippi arrested after thefts in Mobile, Alabama

Posted on 11/1/25 at 5:51 am to
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 5:51 am to
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Posted by Tempratt
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 6:56 am to
Looks the part.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 7:43 am to
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He’s not sure why he was in Mobile but he left and came back to allegedly hit more homes, Parsons believed.


He was going back and forth because he wanted one of those nice federal prison stays. Transpoting stolen goods across state lines and Inter state piracy.

Crossing that state line makes it of interest to the federales.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 8:11 am to


OOOFFF
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 8:14 am to
In addition to being a porch pirate he is probably also a butt pirate
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 9:45 am to
Posted by Syd
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 9:54 am to
bet he was easy to spot
Posted by adamau
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 10:13 am to
The cannons don't thunder, there's porches to plunder, I'm an over 40 victim of fate.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 10:51 am to
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A porch pirate
I was going to say shoot him or her before I saw the picture as I hate porch pirates. After seeing picture saying shoot it may be too kind and an act of mercy for this mentally disturbed individual.


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Sgt. Parsons says Bond was released from prison in Mississippi six months ago.
With his “sense of style” we know that he was the catcher and not the pitcher in prison.
This post was edited on 11/1/25 at 10:53 am
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 11:53 am to
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In addition to being a porch pirate he is probably also a butt pirate


I think he would be receiver, not the giver.

I wonder if any of these freaks ever think… “Damn I make a ugly arse woman”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 11/1/25 at 12:00 pm to
WilliamTaylor has had a rough few weeks lately
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