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A porch pirate from Mississippi arrested after thefts in Mobile, Alabama
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:20 pm
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The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office on Friday morning quipped on Facebook that, “well, your packages are safe today.” The MCSO went on to state Todd Bond has been arrested and sent to Mobile County Metro Jail.
Jail records show Bond, 46, of Jackson, Miss., is charged with first-degree theft of property. He was booked shortly after 6 a.m.
On Tuesday, the sheriff’s office asking for the public’s help identifying the person in the accompanying video. The MCSO said the person is a “porch pirate,” and the video shows packages being removed from a residential porch.
“We had actually received a lot of tips and calls in reference to that video,” said Sgt. Lonnie Parsons with MCSO.
In a news release early Friday afternoon, the MCSO stated that at about 1 a.m. patrol deputies spotted a black Ford Escape traveling eastbound at a high speed near Boe Road Extension and Spanish Trail. The driver -- Bond -- was pulled over, and deputies found several packages in his vehicle that matched the description of packages stolen from a residential porch, the MCSO said.
Several other packages originating from Mississippi were also found, and law enforcement officials there were notified, officials said.
Sgt. Parsons says Bond was released from prison in Mississippi six months ago. He’s not sure why he was in Mobile but he left and came back to allegedly hit more homes, Parsons believed.
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 pm to SPEEDY
Mingo is reportedly interested….
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 pm to SPEEDY
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
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Todd Bond
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
His lipstick is smudged. 
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 pm to MRTigerFan
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
Is that the lead singer of The Cure?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:26 pm to Breesus
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:39 pm to SPEEDY
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Bond was released from prison in Mississippi six months ago.
And the prison was so damned happy to see the last of him. The dye job has to have been done in prison, and I feel sorry for inmates who had to subsist with that.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:46 pm to SPEEDY
Take a flamethrower to that.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:48 pm to SPEEDY
Tell me again how these freaks don’t have mental issues? Aren’t we supposed to be supporting them reading sex books to children, not arresting them?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:55 pm to SPEEDY
Jesus This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 11:07 pm to SPEEDY
So we finally get a glimpse of soccerfag’s “wife”
Posted on 10/31/25 at 11:28 pm to SPEEDY
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person is a “porch pirate,”
I am tired of this euphemism because it seems to minimize what is going on with this crime. I hate a fricking thief….and that’s just what he is…a fricking thief
Posted on 11/1/25 at 2:13 am to SPEEDY
quote:sounds gay
porch pirate from Mississippi
quote:yep
Posted on 11/1/25 at 2:19 am to Mike the Tiger 1999
probably involved in butt piracy, too
Posted on 11/1/25 at 2:56 am to SPEEDY
Is that a halloween mask
Posted on 11/1/25 at 3:02 am to SPEEDY
Thats Buffalo Bill
This post was edited on 11/1/25 at 3:05 am
Posted on 11/1/25 at 4:51 am to SPEEDY
Posted on 11/1/25 at 5:45 am to SPEEDY
You know he thinks he's cute as hell, right?
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