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re: A nursing student doing bad things, enjoy
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:44 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:44 pm to theunknownknight
Probably fake but still funny.
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Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:54 pm to theunknownknight
Doing a search I only see Facebook and instagram postings of this.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 9:58 pm to theunknownknight
What sorta homo ratted her out?
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:02 pm to theunknownknight
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.' Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,' I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again,' Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,' Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,' I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again,' Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,' Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:09 pm to Oates Mustache
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Excessive lathering? This is a satire story.
Bruh. This board is full of boomers who spend lots of time in the hospital. Dont destroy their fantasy
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:10 pm to tketaco
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Boomer post.
yep. they eat this slop up
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:11 pm to Kafka
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How serious would my injury have to be get this bath?
Rear ended by a VISA 18 wheeler.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:12 pm to imjustafatkid
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who filed a complaint?
THIS
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:25 pm to theunknownknight
She is doing the Lord's work
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:26 pm to theunknownknight
This is so fantastic.
I don’t know what to say.
I don’t know what to say.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:27 pm to theunknownknight
Excessive Lathering is a criminal offense?
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:27 pm to theunknownknight
If I was up in a hospital and needed sponge baths.. And she came around and enjoyed giving them.. I wouldn't be mad.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:29 pm to theunknownknight
Not guilty
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:31 pm to theunknownknight
Not real
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:32 pm to OweO
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I’d damn sure let her know if she missed a spot.
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If I was up in a hospital and needed sponge baths.. And she came around and enjoyed giving them.. I wouldn't be mad.
I’d damn sure let her know if she missed a spot.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:32 pm to theunknownknight
NOT guilty.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:35 pm to theunknownknight
Can you make this shareable pawpaw?
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:45 pm to theunknownknight
I love her so much.
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:55 pm to theunknownknight
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"inappropriate sponge baths."
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:00 pm to imjustafatkid
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who filed a complaint?
You know there's a few dudes there mad af that somebody told
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