re: A guide for men online dating – from a female perspective

Honestly it sounds like you're getting the cold shoulder on Bumble and you're upset about it.

Bumble is very easy if you're a normal guy and have a dog that looks like a puppy in every pic.

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I'm calling BS

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im sure she does for the 1st and 2nd date pump and dump

nearly any girl can land sex, thats nothing to brag about it

girl game is getting into a relationship with a high quality man, which she clearly has failed.

Dogs do help your chances. So do dog parks

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This probably came across as bitchy

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should be thanking me and adjusting your profiles accordinly.

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Lucky for me I'll just delete your needy arse, hop on Grindr and be balls deep in a tranny who's prettier than you, likes anal, swallows, and don't give a frick about my fricking values or ambition.

Let's break this down.

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Show that you have friends and a life.

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Some people might not want to show pictures of their friends they might have friends who prefer to stay under the radar and don't want someone posting their picture. It could be career related or whatever, so what if that person post a picture and black out their friends faces?

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Finally, please show us that you know how to do more than hunt and/or fish. Show that you are cultured and have other interests. We literally do not care about that fish or deer you’re holding up.

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For some people, this might be what they really enjoy doing and it represents who they are. Are you saying guys should try to appear different than who they are?

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Appearance
-Chain necklaces…why? No. Leave the jewelry to the ladies. No woman wants a chain grazing across her chest when things get steamy, and when she sees this in your pic, that’s all she can picture.
-Beards. Not sure why guys are obsessed with these lately? Obviously not a major turnoff, some women love this. But honestly, it scrapes our face after making out and it’s just not good.

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Wearing chains are not really my thing, but "different strokes for different folks". Just because you are not into it doesn't mean other women are not. So again, you are suggesting a guy appear to be who he isn't. If a guy reads this, he might take his chain off to take a picture, then put it right back on. Yall meet, he seems cool, but he is still a chain guy.

As for as beards, if a guy wants one then thats his choice. If that isn't what you like then at least you know it up front.

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Clothing.
OMG. I cannot stress this enough! Vast majority of you want to show off every fishing shirt/camo/LSU shirt you own. Please show a woman you can dress nice on occasion. Though if you really don’t, then at least you’re being honest.
-Cargo shorts are a no. Plaid shorts are a no. Mom jeans are a no.

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I agree with this. It isn't hard to find out what is "stylish" and what is not and be aware of where you are going. Don't over or underdress. And shoes are important. Are you taking a shot at Darth with the mom jeans?

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I have been online dating locally and out of state over the years and have seen it all

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If you were that good of a catch, shouldn't you have snagged a keeper for yourself by now?

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1 show that you're fit
2 keep one simple theme (women arent good at grasping multi level concepts. Preferably something simple that women like. If you're a doctor have all your pictures doctor themed, no fish pics etc. keep it simple
3. Have a good hook in your bio that they can respond to. "I bet you dinner that I'm smarter than you" use the right bait for the kind of fish you want
4. Push for a meeting asap
5 move out of Baton Rouge, there's only like 10 chicks worth a damn

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Now this is high quality info seriously.

Havent wanted one until now This is where those years of fun are getting lame. We all hit that wall at some point.

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I basically have my pick on these apps

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you and every other irl 5+

It doesn't make you special