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baylorbaiter
LSU Fan
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1340 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
As Rocco said in the punch line to the joke he told Don Yakavetta in Boondock Saints, "I'll have a coke."


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JackieTreehorn
Atlanta Braves Fan
Member since Sep 2013
9343 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Well, for money hot women will put up with anything including a pungent stench. Deal.


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cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2524 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Deal. I think good-looking women would be willing to put up with if I was that rich.


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soccerfüt
Truth Detective
Member since May 2013
36052 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench.
The O-T has the written equivalent with OweO, DTG, et al.

And it’s FREE!!!


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Evil Little Thing
LSU Fan
Bayou Corne sinkhole
Member since Jul 2013
9091 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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Deal. I could afford to create a device that hides the sound and smell of the farts



The smell part is covered, at least.
Image: https://i.imgur.com/WUJfO7V.jpg


Perrydawg
Georgia Fan
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
3144 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
eventually the H2S from the farts would deaden their sense of smell so the hoes wouldn't know I was cutting cheese


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BritsOutIRA
UNO Fan
Hong Kong
Member since Jun 2019
106 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
youll invent a radio and cologne?


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LCA131
Appalachian St. Fan
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
58624 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?


quote:

Jim Rockford


I guess you are out for the summer, are you looking forward to 8th grade?


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cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2524 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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The smell part is covered, at least.


Would you take this deal, ELT??


LCA131
Appalachian St. Fan
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
58624 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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Would you take this deal, ELT??


I'm of the opinion that she's a little too classy to have to deal with something like that.


Hu_Flung_Pu
USA Fan
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
18543 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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So i get a billion dollars and nothing changes?


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cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2524 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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I'm of the opinion that she's a little too classy to have to deal with something like that.


She’s a 6’3” Amazon chick, so I’m guessing that no one would call her out on her farts. They would just shut up and take it.
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ZappBrannigan
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2015
4923 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Image: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/607/536/2fc.jpg


Until this I had bleached Cake Farts from my internet knowledge.

How do you frick up so bad as a parent that your kid does this?


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Displaced
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
25933 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Hell yeah I'd take the billion. I would be able to buy a top of the line anus muffler.


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GRTiger
USA Fan
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
48517 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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I already have a billion dollars


I already have loud, uncontrollable and unbearably smelly farts.


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oleheat
LSU Fan
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
8471 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?


So basically, the only thing different is I'll have a Billion dollars??

I'm in.


BayouCatFan
Arizona Fan
Port St Lucie, FL
Member since Jul 2008
1940 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Just carry a can of Lysol with you. Duh


995webmaster
Navy Fan
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3764 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
I'd ask him to take the day off and send me one of those regular "3 unconditional wishes" genies.


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guedeaux
USA Fan
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
12841 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?


I could just buy a dog to blame it on. And date women with tattoos.


cbree88
LSU Fan
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2524 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
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And date women with tattoos.


What do women with tattoos have to do with this?


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