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re: A genie makes this offer to you
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:37 pm to Jim Rockford
As Rocco said in the punch line to the joke he told Don Yakavetta in Boondock Saints, "I'll have a coke." 
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:46 pm to Jim Rockford
Well, for money hot women will put up with anything including a pungent stench. Deal.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:17 am to Jim Rockford
Deal. I think good-looking women would be willing to put up with if I was that rich.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:21 am to Jim Rockford
quote:The O-T has the written equivalent with OweO, DTG, et al.
He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench.
And it’s FREE!!!
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:25 am to deltaland
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Deal. I could afford to create a device that hides the sound and smell of the farts
The smell part is covered, at least.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:42 am to Jim Rockford
eventually the H2S from the farts would deaden their sense of smell so the hoes wouldn't know I was cutting cheese
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:46 am to deltaland
youll invent a radio and cologne?
Posted on 6/12/19 at 7:46 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?
quote:
Jim Rockford
I guess you are out for the summer, are you looking forward to 8th grade?
Posted on 6/12/19 at 8:24 am to Evil Little Thing
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The smell part is covered, at least.
Would you take this deal, ELT??
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:35 am to cbree88
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Would you take this deal, ELT??
I'm of the opinion that she's a little too classy to have to deal with something like that.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:39 am to fr33manator
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So i get a billion dollars and nothing changes?
Posted on 6/12/19 at 9:50 am to LCA131
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I'm of the opinion that she's a little too classy to have to deal with something like that.
She’s a 6’3” Amazon chick, so I’m guessing that no one would call her out on her farts. They would just shut up and take it.
This post was edited on 6/12/19 at 10:02 am
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:30 am to cbree88
Until this I had bleached Cake Farts from my internet knowledge.
How do you frick up so bad as a parent that your kid does this?
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:32 am to Jim Rockford
Hell yeah I'd take the billion. I would be able to buy a top of the line anus muffler.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:41 am to el Gaucho
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I already have a billion dollars
I already have loud, uncontrollable and unbearably smelly farts.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 10:58 am to Jim Rockford
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?
So basically, the only thing different is I'll have a Billion dollars??
I'm in.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 11:01 am to oleheat
Just carry a can of Lysol with you. Duh
Posted on 6/12/19 at 11:12 am to Jim Rockford
I'd ask him to take the day off and send me one of those regular "3 unconditional wishes" genies.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 11:14 am to Jim Rockford
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He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?
I could just buy a dog to blame it on. And date women with tattoos.
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:25 pm to guedeaux
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And date women with tattoos.
What do women with tattoos have to do with this?
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