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A genie makes this offer to you
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:28 pm
He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:29 pm to Jim Rockford
I already have a billion dollars
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to Jim Rockford
It's actually a great way to keep the gold diggers away from you.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to Jim Rockford
No deal, as:
A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects
B) I remember my first billion
A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects
B) I remember my first billion
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to Jim Rockford
So i get a billion dollars and nothing changes?
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to Jim Rockford
"In business, you'll have to eat shite..and you have to learn to like the taste of it" - Vince McMahon
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to Jim Rockford
I would take that deal without the money
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to Jim Rockford
I'm gonna have to keep rubbing, Dawg.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:32 pm to Jim Rockford
Can’t even buy a NFL franchise with a billion dollars, what’s the point
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:32 pm to Jim Rockford
No deal...you would instantly become an utter outcast from society.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to S
quote:
No deal, as:
A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects
B) I remember my first billion
Not to mention the years of anal sex have rendered your rectal sphincter flaccid and reminiscent of a fresh cut piece of calamari
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Billion dollars and rip away
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Can I trust these farts?
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:34 pm to Jim Rockford
I'll just put his magic lamp in the oven for a bit and then check in and see if he's ready to renegotiate.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:34 pm to LSUWoodworker
LSUWoodworker, you sure seem like an expert in ani. Take a hike.
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:36 pm to Ancient Astronaut
My grandad constantly rips farts and acts like nothing happened
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Deal. I could afford to create a device that hides the sound and smell of the farts
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