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Jim Rockford
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A genie makes this offer to you
He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?


el Gaucho
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
I already have a billion dollars


Honest Tune
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
It's actually a great way to keep the gold diggers away from you.


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S
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
No deal, as:

A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects

B) I remember my first billion


LSU6262
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
This is weird man


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fr33manator
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
So i get a billion dollars and nothing changes?


SEClint
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
"In business, you'll have to eat shite..and you have to learn to like the taste of it" - Vince McMahon


Brosef Stalin
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
I would take that deal without the money


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Btrtigerfan
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
I'm gonna have to keep rubbing, Dawg.


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Buck Dancer
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New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
Deal


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Philzilla2k
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
Can’t even buy a NFL franchise with a billion dollars, what’s the point


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Spankum
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Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
No deal...you would instantly become an utter outcast from society.


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LSUWoodworker
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Member since Dec 2007
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
quote:

No deal, as:

A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects

B) I remember my first billion



Not to mention the years of anal sex have rendered your rectal sphincter flaccid and reminiscent of a fresh cut piece of calamari


t00f
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
Billion dollars and rip away


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eScott
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
Can I trust these farts?


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Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
I'll just put his magic lamp in the oven for a bit and then check in and see if he's ready to renegotiate.


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S
Texas Southern Fan
RIP Wayde
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
LSUWoodworker, you sure seem like an expert in ani. Take a hike.


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Ancient Astronaut
Ole Miss Fan
Louisiana
Member since May 2015
17766 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Deal


Ancient Astronaut
Ole Miss Fan
Louisiana
Member since May 2015
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re: A genie makes this offer to you
My grandad constantly rips farts and acts like nothing happened


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deltaland
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Member since Mar 2011
55260 posts

re: A genie makes this offer to you
Deal. I could afford to create a device that hides the sound and smell of the farts


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