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A genie makes this offer to you

Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:28 pm
He'll grant you a billion dollars but your farts will be uncontrollable, loud, and have an unbearable stench. Deal or no deal?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53004 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:29 pm to
I already have a billion dollars
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15606 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
It's actually a great way to keep the gold diggers away from you.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
No deal, as:

A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects

B) I remember my first billion
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7492 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
This is weird man
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
So i get a billion dollars and nothing changes?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to
"In business, you'll have to eat shite..and you have to learn to like the taste of it" - Vince McMahon
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39203 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to
I would take that deal without the money
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21458 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to
I'm gonna have to keep rubbing, Dawg.
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4680 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:31 pm to
Deal
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:32 pm to
Can’t even buy a NFL franchise with a billion dollars, what’s the point
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56034 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:32 pm to
No deal...you would instantly become an utter outcast from society.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18558 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

No deal, as:

A) I already have a genie whose offers don’t include frivolous side effects

B) I remember my first billion



Not to mention the years of anal sex have rendered your rectal sphincter flaccid and reminiscent of a fresh cut piece of calamari
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89954 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to
Billion dollars and rip away
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:33 pm to
Can I trust these farts?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:34 pm to
I'll just put his magic lamp in the oven for a bit and then check in and see if he's ready to renegotiate.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:34 pm to
LSUWoodworker, you sure seem like an expert in ani. Take a hike.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33097 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:35 pm to
Deal
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33097 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:36 pm to
My grandad constantly rips farts and acts like nothing happened
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90626 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:36 pm to
Deal. I could afford to create a device that hides the sound and smell of the farts
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