re: A fairly awkward moment at the donut shop

Making sure I don't smell like an unwashed taint

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If of legal age, was she hot?

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She's the reason I can't place where he's from.

He is clearly Korean. She looks Korean/Indonesian. His accent also throws a wrench in the whole system because it sounds Malay.

I can assume she is legal. And like most indonesians, her teeth are crooked.

Some dudes like that. Not my cup of tea.

We're growers not showers

My Ron Jeremy fat pad makes it look smaller

Lol awesome

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Short does not equal little.

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that's not what my tinder date told me while walking out my apartment.

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So my fat arse decided since I only ate salad yesterday, I should get a donut this morning.

I pull up to the usual place and the little Asian guy, likely Korean, takes my order.

Daughter takes my money, and as he's handing me my donut he says "you look like my brother."

Now I'm 300lbs of hairy American man beast. I've got taco meat hanging out the top of my polo which is connected to my beard.

I laugh, he laughs.

But before my brain can throw a filter in front of my mouth, I say, in a very fricked up Asian accent while patting my belly "oh your brother sumo wrestler too?"

Daughter is clearly offended. Dad almost falls on the floor he's laughing so hard. Gives me a fist bump, and I roll out.

Why can't everyone have a sense of humor?

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Next time you go back in, are you getting a Beal Craw or sticking with the Grazed?

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I don't know how I enever saw this. But this is incredibly messed up and awesome