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Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:01 am to X123F45
If you're going to be fat, chubby Russell Crowe isn't a bad look to go for, tbh
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:02 am to oleyeller
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But fatter cheeks?
Barely. Definitely have a sharper cut to my jaw and a more cromagnon forehead
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:02 am to X123F45
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If I'm lying may I be struck by lightning.
So you look like Dave Ramsey?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:02 am to X123F45
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since I only ate salad yesterday, I should get a donut this morning.
The Yin and the Yang.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:03 am to rondo
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Rando = Fat POSexy beast
rondo = not fat but a gigantic douche nozzle who hasn't said anything funny in five thousand posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:04 am to X123F45
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who hasn't said anything funny in five thousand posts
oh it's been waaay more than that.
NOBODY has ever accused me of being funny.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:06 am to rondo
See, on top of it all, I'm fricking jolly as shite.
You're are seriously losing a battle to a fat guy with sticky fingers.
You're are seriously losing a battle to a fat guy with sticky fingers.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:06 am to X123F45
I laughed.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:07 am to Placebeaux
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since I only ate salad yesterday, I should get a donut this morning.
The Yin and the Yang.
Funnier than anything in the thread if I'm honest.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:17 am to X123F45
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So my fat arse decided since I only ate salad yesterday, I should get a donut this morning.
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I've got taco meat hanging out the top of my polo which is connected to my beard.
Wait, so you ate taco meat this morning THEN went out for donuts?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:19 am to X123F45
Mix in a protein shake scro.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:20 am to X123F45
I did the same thing yesterday. Had a greek yogurt for breakfast, a salad for lunch and an apple for dinner yesterday, so this morning I snuck half of a nutter butter bar. Felt entitled.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:24 am to X123F45
Rando, you're a pretty cool dude.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:25 am to X123F45
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I pull up to the usual place and the little Asian guy, likely Korean, takes my order. Daughter takes my money, and as he's handing me my donut he says "you look like my brother."
Right after you rolled out, I told my daughter to get with the program....in the cut throat business of slinging sugar and dough we have to set ourselves apart. Drive through in the morning and let's replay it again....$$$$
Posted on 5/2/17 at 9:42 am to X123F45
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little Asian guy, likely Korean,
Not really sure why, but this really made me laugh
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:07 am to X123F45
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But before my brain can throw a filter in front of my mouth, I say, in a very fricked up Asian accent while patting my belly "oh your brother sumo wrestler too?"
I hope im not the only one who read the quotes in the stereotypical asian voice in my head.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:08 am to X123F45
Can you explain the taco meat thing? How are tacos involved in this?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:29 am to member12
Chest hair hanging out of the top of a shirt is referred to as ground beef. If you are a fairly tan fellow, which I am after a few weeks of yard work, it is referred to as taco meat.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 10:32 am to X123F45
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Definitely have a sharper cut to my jaw and a more cromagnon forehead
So, kind of a decartooned avi pic?
How you doin?
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