A fairly awkward moment at the donut shop

So my fat arse decided since I only ate salad yesterday, I should get a donut this morning.

I pull up to the usual place and the little Asian guy, likely Korean, takes my order.

Daughter takes my money, and as he's handing me my donut he says "you look like my brother."

Now I'm 300lbs of hairy American man beast. I've got taco meat hanging out the top of my polo which is connected to my beard.

I laugh, he laughs.

But before my brain can throw a filter in front of my mouth, I say, in a very fricked up Asian accent while patting my belly "oh your brother sumo wrestler too?"

Daughter is clearly offended. Dad almost falls on the floor he's laughing so hard. Gives me a fist bump, and I roll out.

Why can't everyone have a sense of humor?