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68 Year Old Woman Shoots Man Jerking Off In Her Front Yard
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:09 pm
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The sign on her door reportedly said, “Save the drama for your mama.” But when that message didn’t appear to get across to the man masturbating on her doorstep, the 68-year-old Houston woman warned that she would have to get her pistol.
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The woman, identified only as “Granny Jean” in local news, was taking out her trash about 5:15 p.m. Tuesday when the man riding his bicycle while masturbating approached her, according to Houston Police Lt. Larry Crowson. “She was alarmed by this,” Crowson told reporters at the scene, and the woman started back toward her house.
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The man followed her — still masturbating. “Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing,” she told KTRK, the local ABC affiliate, “and he ran up in my yard, and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him.”
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I searched to see if this was posted so if it's german then I must have missed it.
This post was edited on 8/8/18 at 4:13 pm
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Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:09 pm to OweO
No fricking pics??? God Damn you suck Chris
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:10 pm to OweO
Go Granny
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:10 pm to OweO
"Jim died doing what he loved"
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:11 pm to OweO
Did she at least let him finish before shooting him?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:11 pm to OweO
she should have sat back and watched the show. When's the last time she saw a hard one?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:12 pm to OweO
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:12 pm to OweO
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the man riding his bicycle while masturbating
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:13 pm to OweO
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when the man riding his bicycle while masturbating approached her,
At that point it’s just showing off.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:13 pm to OweO
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the man riding his bicycle while masturbating
That has to be fairly difficult. Say what you want to about this guy, he's got a lot of coordination.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:16 pm to Rep520
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That has to be fairly difficult. Say what you want to about this guy, he's got a lot of coordination.
Yeah, but why isn't granny getting any props for shooting this perv in the chest, through her door?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:16 pm to OweO
LCA should have listened when she told him to get off her lawn.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:17 pm to OweO
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:21 pm to OweO
When keeping it real hard goes wrong.
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:28 pm to OweO
Don't bring a dick to a gun fight...
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:34 pm to OweO
Did he "shoot" her back?
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:35 pm to OweO
Posted on 8/8/18 at 4:36 pm to OweO
The only thing missing from this story is that it did not happen in Florida.
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