re: 5 Things Wives Value Most In Their Husbands Above All Else, According To Psychology

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quote:1. When you listen and don’t try to fix her 2. When you anticipate her needs 3. When you notice her 4. When you hold her hand 5. When you learn her love language

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Good luck to any dude out there that actually takes women's advice. They will never tell you the truth, they will only tell you what they wish were true

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Its also complete and utter bullshite, but I agree its #1.

Women just love to fricking bitch about how bad they think their life is when there are very easy fixes, but they simply don't care to do it.

Its why the majority of women make poor leaders.

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Women ain't alone in this....if you listen to about 95% of adults in the world, if you can stomach it, you would think we are living in some sort of hellish dystopian world where life expectancy is about 30 seconds and that is too long to suffer as much as we do every day. Let someone's fricking coffee order at Starbucks get fricked up somehow and watch them react as if the holocaust just started and they are the main attraction....men, women and children, everybody wants to be a victim and lashes onto every bump in their easy as frick lives to facilitate that need....

7. When you massage and gently probe her cute little butthole with your thumb when hitting it from behind

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So just listen to endless complaining about things that can be easily remedied?

Gotcha.

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Its relatively easy and not too much to ask. It doesn't really require listening even....after a few months of listening you know what she is saying. if she asks if your listening always answer in the affirtmative....when she asks what did I say repeat what she is always saying. IN the off chance she was saying something else she will tell you so immediately which is your cue to twist what you said she was saying into what she said she was saying....stick to your guns here, this is dangerous ground....but even the least articulate among us can, with some practice, convince her that her talking about her car having a flat tire is exactly same thing as her talking about the crazy bitch at work...both are aggravating for her and you hate she has to put up with either. Women ain't near as sophisticated or mysterious as a lot of men make them out to be....but I grew up with a mama and 4 sisters so I may have some insight some men lack....

1) money
2) shelter
3) food
4) companionship
5) money

What the OT believes wives want:

1. He has a huge throbbing schlong
2. He will tongue the bunghole.
3. He makes more than $1.0m per year
4. He doesn't mind her getting railed by someone else.
5. He has Eric Decker level looks.

My husband and I have been married 22 years and have two teenage daughters. Several years into our marriage, he learned to ask at the beginning of a conversation, "do you want me to try and help in this situation or do you need me to just listen?" He also does it with our girls. Whether it makes us crazy or not, sometimes just talking it out and having someone listen helps us solve the problem? Regardless, we have a pretty great marriage and his daughters think he hung the moon...

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2. When you anticipate her needs

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Oh I'll tries to learns bettah, massa! Want me to peel you a grape?

Ok, Since not married let me see how I'm doing while thinking about the woman I love:

1. When you listen and don’t try to fix her FAIL.

2. When you anticipate her needs FAIL

3. When you notice her FAIL

4. When you hold her hand OK, I GOT THIS.

5. When you learn her love language FAIL

20% baby!
But hey, if I wasn't disappointing the women I love, what else would I do ?
Failing women is my raison d'être.
Can't stop , won't stop.