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Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13409 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:56 pm
And I’m laying in the bathroom floor with food poisoning …. Puked 10 times to the point of almost breaking a rib and diarrhea so bad my arse is now on fire…. Have a good night gents I’ll stay here with a roll of Costco TP as my pillow till I get better or die lol
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3623 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:58 pm to
I had FP once. Damn you Ghengis Grill on Greenville Ave. in Dallas.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66419 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:58 pm to
McDonald’s milkshake?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34517 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:59 pm to
Food poisoning sucks arse. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I've had it twice.

What did you eat?
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45335 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 8:59 pm to
Thoughts & Prayers Baw
Seriously, food poisoning is miserable
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13409 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:00 pm to
Shrimp Pho…. I should have known better
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141793 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

McDonald’s
Jr hamburgers

Result: a night on the toilet
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:01 pm to
Don’t mess up your white pants.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:01 pm to
well you weren't going anywhere anyways
This post was edited on 1/14/24 at 9:08 pm
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27061 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:01 pm to
If you don't already have a bidet, you should definitely get one after this. I always appreciate it, but I never appreciate it more than when I can reduce the amount of times I have to make painful physical contact with my stomach acid inflamed a-hole.

Over, and over, and over again.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10233 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:05 pm to
This is one depressing thread. lol
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35056 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:08 pm to
I’m laying in the bathroom floor with 5 inches in my hand.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27061 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

I’m laying in the bathroom floor with 5 inches in my hand.




I'm sure he appreciates it <3
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63928 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:12 pm to
The last time I had norovirus (food poisoning [sic]) I puked so violently that I got a hernia that I still haven't had fixed. It's on my list of things.

Hate it for you bro. On the bright side, you will lose some weight.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12468 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:16 pm to
That’s fricking miserable. Nothing worse than sitting on a toilet with a trash can in you lap because it’s coming out of both at once. I got it in Puerto Rico after Maria and had to get a doctor to come to my room. It was one of the most miserable expieriences of my life.

Hope you feel better soon.
This post was edited on 1/14/24 at 9:17 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25897 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:17 pm to
I could lay down face first in the snow and my dick wouldn’t hit the ground.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81188 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:17 pm to
I had it or something like it this week. Absolutely killed me. I had no idea my body could even do that
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:18 pm to
Hey man never thought about it being that sick and the floor being as cold as it is

yeah that's an extra level of suck
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21915 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:20 pm to
My son and I picked some wild oysters..... they were really good but we both got food poisoning. I could have shite threw a colander. Luckily only threw up a couple times.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42263 posts
Posted on 1/14/24 at 9:21 pm to
You ever get to that point when you have a stomach bug or food poisoning where you finally ask God to make it end or just kill you?
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